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UCF THAYER 11-21-2005 05:00 AM

Losing Weight Fast
 
I know there have been lots of "Losing Weight" threads, so i apologize, but i think my question is unique enough for a new thread.

Me and my friend(similar in size and weight) have made a $1000 bet on who will lose the most weight by New Years. I am 5'9 and 200 lb's.
What is the fastest way to lose weight, solely for winning the bet?
I don't care if i'm "just going to gain it all back - and then some", I just want to lose the most possible weight i can in the next 40 days.

What should i do?

Excercise a whole lot?
Don't eat any bread(carbs)?
Live off water and vitamins?
Eat alot of Fiber?
Any special pills?

I appreciate any feedback.

Popinjay 11-21-2005 05:10 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Malaria.

siccjay 11-21-2005 05:12 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Smoke crack.

11-21-2005 05:16 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Legal-
Ipecac Syrup
Laxatives
Diuretics
Diet Pills
Ephedrine
Fenfluramine(sorta)


Illegal

Various forms of cocaine
Amphetamine
Clenbuterol
Thyrax

good luck, you will be skinny in no time

Guyon 11-21-2005 05:19 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Bump of crystal every day ending with a bout with dysentery and gatorade one week before the weigh-in

Good luck [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

MyTurn2Raise 11-21-2005 05:19 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Use the Men's Health ABSDIETPOWER and exercise regularly
I lost 17 pounds in one month and steadily lost 1.5/week after that until I got to a 'reasonable' weight for me
You don't have to starve...stay reasonable...5 smaller meals a day and upto 2500 calories, unless you are exercising a shitload.
A: almonds (and other healthy nuts)
B: beans (and other legumes)
S: spinach (and other green vegetables)
D: dairy
I: instant oatmeal
E: eggs
T: turkey (and other lean meats)
P: peanut butter
O: olive oil
W: whole grains (breads and cereals)
E: extra-protein powder (whey)
R: raspberries (and other berries)

Cut out the rest. Make sure it's the good stuff too. For example, breads and cereals is referring to the 100% whole grain non-sugar laden stuff. Don't consume over 600 calories per meal. The diet is closely related to the South Beach Diet; a balance of 'good' carbs, protein, and fats.

lapoker17 11-21-2005 05:21 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Buy Hydroxycut and follow the dosage schedule, drink A LOT of water, do cardio, don't eat after 7PM, don't eat carbs after 2PM.

I am not a doctor.

roundest 11-21-2005 05:42 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
http://www.t-nation.com/findArticle....e=body_135diet
Scroll down to the fat-fast diet.

It's a bitch but if you can hang in there for the ~6weeks it will work as well as anything else.

Malachii 11-21-2005 05:48 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Develop bulimia? It will win you a grand!

11-21-2005 05:52 AM

Re: Losing Weight Fast
 
Sleep on a damp mattress. I lost 14 lbs in 3 days using this method. (I was also hospitalized, so make sure you have health insurance, or it could be -EV).


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