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AceofSpades 12-31-2005 01:56 AM

What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strangers?
 
Say your at a party and you introduce yourself to a girl and then...........

you say?

I get tired of all the standard ones like where are you from, college major etc.

slickpoppa 12-31-2005 01:59 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strangers?
 
How many 5 year olds....

Alobar 12-31-2005 02:09 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
so....uh...what do you think of this weather we are having

John Bedtelyon 12-31-2005 02:10 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strangers?
 
Hi! Live around here often?

Russ McGinley 12-31-2005 02:13 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
Inside?

shadow29 12-31-2005 02:13 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
This one seems to work on the Davidson sluts:

Hi my name's John. Do you want to have sex?

guns4show 12-31-2005 02:14 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
Ace King battle of the blinds Hand: How's my line?...

34TheTruth34 12-31-2005 02:18 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
[ QUOTE ]
Ace King battle of the blinds Hand: How's my line?...

[/ QUOTE ]

I actually laughed out loud

ScottyP431 12-31-2005 02:35 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
OP,

Are you looking for fun stuff cause you want to chit chat and have a good time cause you're trying to bang her?

MyTurn2Raise 12-31-2005 02:38 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
who are you?

Didn't I meet you last new years?
Where do you wish you were right now?
Are those moon-pants?

google answers all

12-31-2005 02:50 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
I like your "insert item here," where'd you get it?

masse75 12-31-2005 02:53 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
<Point to female> "Would you SIIHP?"

(and actually pronounce it SIP)

Then swap 2+2 handles.

12-31-2005 02:56 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
after introductions, and possibly upon any sort of uncomfortable silence (this seems to be the part of the hand that the hero is asking about), it's worked with a great success rate to randomly blurt out,

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT I AM TO THE ECONOMY?" Hopefully they will be drunk enough to just laugh and respond with something like, "No, but come back to my room and show me."

Ship it.

KingDan 12-31-2005 02:56 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
Matt had the best reply before it was deleted.

diebitter 12-31-2005 03:04 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strangers?
 
Do you have any tattoos or scars? or is your skin unblemished?

gabbahh 12-31-2005 09:36 AM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
[ QUOTE ]
Didn't I meet you last new years?


[/ QUOTE ]
Isn't this the worst "pick up line" ever?
I hope you are not serious, cos that line will get you nowwhere.
Now go put on some white socks to impress the ladies even more.

12-31-2005 12:58 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
Nice Shoes, Wanna [censored]?

12-31-2005 12:59 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
So, Duck Tales was such and awesome show

DMBFan23 12-31-2005 01:03 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
[ QUOTE ]
Where do you wish you were right now?

[/ QUOTE ]

I usually like to make them feel like there's nowhere they'd rather be than right there with me. if I ask them that, then they think of all the [censored] theyd rather be doing ("hmm, acutally, now that I think about it, some ice cream and a book would be nice") and then they want to [censored] me less.

But, it's all about how you sell it, you can say almost anything within reason as long as you really own it. and I don't mean own it like "oh [censored] bitch I just schooled you" but own it like just really be yourself and be cool with who you are, and they give you the [censored] for free.

Matt Williams 12-31-2005 02:22 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
[ QUOTE ]
Matt had the best reply before it was deleted.

[/ QUOTE ]

I meant to edit it, but ended up deleting it by accident.

It went something like this:

Hi my name is Matt. Well enough chit chat, wanna [censored]?

kenberman 12-31-2005 02:23 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
What's your favorite Duran Duran song?

surfinillini 12-31-2005 02:35 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
Hey now...wanna get out of here and do some [insert drug name here]

now this is hit or miss, but when it hits your good...

malokoman 12-31-2005 02:38 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
Do you live alone?
Where do you live?
Do you work late at night?

Duffman 12-31-2005 03:05 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
So, this bum is sitting on a bus. A few rows ahead of him, there's this professional looking man, and in the row ahead of him, there's this hot brunette. The bum watches as the man leans forward and whispers to the brunette, "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

"What!?" cries the shocked young woman.

"Oh, I said, particularly nasty weather." the man replies.

"Oh," says the brunette. "Yes, it is". At the next stop she gets off and a redhead gets on, who sits in front of the professional man. A few minutes later the man leans forward:

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

"Pardon me!?"

"I said, particularly nasty weather."

"Oh! Yes." A few stops later, the redhead gets off, and a blonde gets on. She sits in (you guessed it) the seat in front of the professional man. A few minutes later,

"Tickle your ass with a feather?"

The blonde turns around and smiles, "Your place or mine?" The two of them get off at the next stop.

Through all of this, the bum (remember him?) has been watching. It took the guy three tries, he thinks, but he finally got there. I'll have to give that a shot, thinks he.

At the next stop, a bag lady gets on. She sits in front of the bum. The bum leans forward and drunkenly slurs, "SHOVE A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS??"

The bag lady turns around, "What did you say??"

The bum says, "Oh, uh... PRETTY [censored] COLD OUTSIDE, ISN'T IT?"

12-31-2005 03:13 PM

Re: What are some good questions to initiate conversation with strange
 
Thats awesome.


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