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Rod Jr 12-24-2005 03:53 AM

A poker joke that rocks the table
 
When ever I win a pot and then someone says, "Nice hand." I always say, "Thanks I just got a manicure."

One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants. Try it, it brings down the house.

edge 12-24-2005 03:59 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TY FOR THE GREAT FIRST POST

UATrewqaz 12-24-2005 04:06 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Try

"Thanks, I use them to masturbate."

and see how the table reacts


but the sad thing is I will try this joke out with my friends soon.

Rod Jr 12-24-2005 04:07 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
np, glad you got a kick out of it. First time i heard it, i about died.

shant 12-24-2005 04:18 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
LOL

lighterjobs 12-24-2005 04:36 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
hahaha awesome.

12-24-2005 06:29 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
when i fart, it isn't very funny. I must suck.

chesspain 12-24-2005 08:51 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

TexArcher 12-24-2005 12:39 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
I don't get it?

12-24-2005 01:38 PM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
I don't know why, but that is hilarious!! For a groaner, that one is awesome!


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