I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

With Party limiting the number of 30/60 tables I have been revisiting some of my old sites looking at the bigger games.
After playing the 40/80 for much of the day at Paradise, I just can't take the slowness of the software.

Is it that hard to upgrade to something reasonably comparable to other major sites?

Obviously, just a rant, but I don't know how anyone can put up with this site with the alternatives.

-SC

Re: I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

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With Party limiting the number of 30/60 tables I have been revisiting some of my old sites looking at the bigger games.
After playing the 40/80 for much of the day at Paradise, I just can't take the slowness of the software.

Is it that hard to upgrade to something reasonably comparable to other major sites?

Obviously, just a rant, but I don't know how anyone can put up with this site with the alternatives.

-SC

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I'm sure many share your sentiments with regards to their slow software. Being slowrolled on the internet is the suxors. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

Yea I don't care much for their software either, but I do like when you knock someone out of a tourney and they like blow up. The smoke comes up and they disappear. Kinda cool.

Re: I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

I currently have $240 in uncleared bonuses on Paradise, which I am slowly clearing in my 'spare poker time' and the play there is so s-l-o-w compared to other sites it is almost unbearable at times and the slowrolling is ridiculous. But the effects they have are kinda interesting I guess like the trail of smoke you get when you drag a pot for example. But going from Party to Paradise makes me feel like I am going from 2005 back to 1985 or something. The software isn't really too bad looking overall - But - it is so s-l-o-w it almost makes me go on tilt while I'm waiting for the slowroll when the winner of the pot is declared. They need a MAJOR speed increase and they need to ax the slowrolling nonsense.

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Yea I don't care much for their software either, but I do like when you knock someone out of a tourney and they like blow up. The smoke comes up and they disappear. Kinda cool.

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yeah man that is awesome

Re: I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

so i just downloaded paradise and logged on and i can't see any holdem games. something wrong?

Re: I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

got it

Re: I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

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...I do like when you knock someone out of a tourney and they like blow up. The smoke comes up and they disappear.

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LOL. And don't forget the little beveridge you can order. I do like to play with a cigar stinking up the place on the table next to me. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Re: I forgot how much Paradise sucks!
 

good

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It really is amazing they can't fix the site's many problems considering how long it has been around.

The littlest problem amused me the most, when I signed up and typed in my email address, it was too long to fit into the field. Two emails to support resulted in unhelpful form letters, so I ended up having to change my NETeller email just so the damn things could match.

It is the silliest most trivial problem, but it sure didn't make me any more receptive of their slower, tighter games.