Re: What do married couples talk about?
 

I don't really know, I don't pay attention.

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I need someone to talk to. It's driving me crazy. Preferably someone who can also suck my dick. I just love to talk right now.

Re: What do married couples talk about?
 

You are in the tundra. You find a gigantic thermos, big enough for you to fit in. Do you get in it and close it for the night? Air can still come in. Or do you go to sleep in another shelter?

Also, you have two people in an oven. One is covered in foil. The other is not. Which one heats up faster?

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I need someone to talk to. It's driving me crazy. Preferably someone who can also suck my dick. I just love to talk right now.

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Before I met my wife, I was looking for someone to talk to as well (and yeah, someone to suck d also). Now I can't get my wife to shut up AND she no longer sucks d either!) Be careful what you wish for!

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I need someone to talk to. It's driving me crazy. Preferably someone who can also suck my dick. I just love to talk right now.

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just enjoy your http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ze_PRO149S.jpg

Re: What do married couples talk about?
 

Ok, I've had this small bump, about the size of a mosquito bite, on my big toe. Do you call your other toes index toe and ring toe? Anyway, the entire [censored] surrounding area itches. It's been this way for at least a month. What. The. [censored]?

Re: What do married couples talk about?
 

I cannot take credit for this, but i call them: market, home, roastbeef, none, and weeeeeeeeeeeee.

craig

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The last one is really called weeweewee.

Mack

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The last one is really called weeweewee.

Mack

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No way! Someone says, "weeweewee all the way home"? If that is true, that is probably why I am so screwed up.

craig

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What do married couples talk about?

Positions, doing it.

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you're clearly not married!