I\'ve fallen down some kind of well, please help.
 

I was camping with a group of Bear Scouts and I went off to take a pee and I found some kind of abandoned well or something. I stood on the wooden cover part and it broke and I fell into this hole or pit. I think I may hvve broken my ankle, it really, really hurts. It's dark down here. I really need to get out of here. I'm supposed to be tking care of these kids. I was drinking pretty heavily earlier but the fall sobered me up. My ankle looks like it's bent funny. There's some water down here, although honestly I think it might be urine. Luckily I have a cellphone with a web browser in it - please help. I'll do whatever you say.

Re: I\'ve fallen down some kind of well, please help.
 

Is this a Choose Your Own Adventure(TM)?

Re: I\'ve fallen down some kind of well, please help.
 

call Groundskeeper Willie

Re: I\'ve fallen down some kind of well, please help.
 

this better get good fast

Re: I\'ve fallen down some kind of well, please help.
 

please end this stupid ass thread now

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call Groundskeeper Willie

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and Sting

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I chose "rummage around in your backpack and see if there is something useful"

Like a cellphone with which you could call for help.

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I'm more then willing to give this a chance as long as it doesn't turn (more) into the Will Ferral character from the first Austin Powers movie.

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THis is a bad thread because if you give us more polls, you'll have to start more posts, and that would really [censored] suck.

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Not a good idea, please don't choose this.

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I giggled.