I am so [censored] card dead
 

No PP's, no suited A-broadway, no nothing. Fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, weak attempt to steal with KQo that gets beaten back like Tina Turner, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold. This sucks.

Re: I am so [censored] card dead
 

I would love to see a contest for smallest sustained percentage of Won when Seen Flop from the PP statistics window. Someone should do this.

Re: I am so [censored] card dead
 

I would totally win that contest. By cheating.