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CallMeIshmael 07-28-2005 11:16 PM

I just got off the phone with God...
 
And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

Luv2DriveTT 07-28-2005 11:19 PM

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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anybody got a hand basket? I'm going to need it...

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

siccjay 07-28-2005 11:30 PM

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It can't be that bad.

jason_t 07-28-2005 11:31 PM

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I stopped right here; this does not compute.

07-28-2005 11:33 PM

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jason_t 07-28-2005 11:34 PM

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How is he these days?

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Hey! Awesome! Another totally lame gimmick account!

KDawgCometh 07-28-2005 11:38 PM

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c'mon jason, you know that you let out a slight laugh before you wrote that post

jason_t 07-28-2005 11:39 PM

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c'mon jason, you know that you let out a slight laugh before you wrote that post

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Nope. After that I thought: I know whose gimmick account this is and I expected better from him. His rhythm is broken. He's losing his touch. He's done and should retire while still somewhat on top.

djoyce003 07-28-2005 11:50 PM

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come on, the first one was reasonably funny. I loved the terets (sp?) girl.

CallMeIshmael 07-29-2005 12:05 AM

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come on, the first one was reasonably funny. I loved the terets (sp?) girl.

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I hope you enjoy it as you writhe for an eternity! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

istewart 07-29-2005 12:08 AM

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Wedding Crashers preview?

CallMeIshmael 07-29-2005 12:09 AM

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Wedding Crashers preview?

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Nah, I saw a commercial for it during the daily show.

kerssens 07-29-2005 12:10 AM

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Next time you talk to God, tell him I said "pop goes the weasel" ..... he'll know what it means.

ClassicBob 07-29-2005 12:55 AM

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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But the original introduced the immortal quote "I once dropped a cigar ash on his carpet...He made me pick it up...with my anus."

jakethebake 07-29-2005 08:14 AM

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Why was this one deleted? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Bulldog 07-29-2005 09:00 AM

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Why was this one deleted? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Yes, explanation please. I can't come up with a rule that was broken by this post.

baby-jesus 07-29-2005 10:38 AM

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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This is true. He told me there were too many groin jokes.
Now. I need to be changed.

moondogg 07-29-2005 10:44 AM

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Why was this one deleted? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Yes, explanation please. I can't come up with a rule that was broken by this post.

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I guess it offended some uptight hypersenstive douchebag atheist.

Wes ManTooth 07-29-2005 10:46 AM

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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo makes baby jesus cry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Pocket Trips 07-29-2005 10:55 AM

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Next time you talk to God, tell him I said "pop goes the weasel" ..... he'll know what it means.

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I'm not exactly sure why but this actually made me LOL for a good minute or so

baby-jesus 07-29-2005 11:11 AM

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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo makes baby jesus cry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I figured that this went without saying.

CCass 07-29-2005 12:00 PM

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What parts of the movie didn't D. Sklansky like?

jakethebake 07-29-2005 12:08 PM

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What parts of the movie didn't D. Sklansky like?

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And why is Mat crying?

PokerBob 07-29-2005 12:16 PM

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And He said that anyone who pays money to see Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, is going to hell.

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You needed God to tell you that?

somethingstupid 07-30-2005 02:54 AM

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tell him i think he's rad

DasLeben 07-30-2005 05:10 AM

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I thought this was going to be a DXM trip report. Bastard.


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