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My bro was reading this book with a ton of "would you rather..." questions, and it seemed kinda interesting. For example, Would you rather be a monkey or a sea turtle? (In your reply, answer the previous question and make a new one)

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a sea turtle

would you rather be an elm tree or an oak tree?

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monkey, Would you rather bang the fat chick from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or have your face dipped in acid?

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This is more along the lines of the game I knew. I'll say bang the fat chick, although I've never seen the movie. It's really hard to get good ones.

Would you rather sweat beans (meaning, whenever you sweat, your pores open up and beans come out) or whenever you fall asleep, you wake up naked in a croweded cafeteria in the salad bar, covered in a creamy salad dressing, eating lettuce...

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My bro was reading this book with a ton of "would you rather..." questions, and it seemed kinda interesting. For example, Would you rather be a monkey or a sea turtle? (In your reply, answer the previous question and make a new one)

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monkey, Would you rather bang the fat chick from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or have your face dipped in acid?

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what kind of acid? some can kill you. if it's just face disfigurement, I'd go with face disfigurement.

would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?

edit: I thought it said "be" the fat chick. nevermind.

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Dog doing dad (then I could pretend it was unintentional on my dad's part)

Would you rather listen to nails scraping on a chalkboard or William Hung (that awful American Idol singer) sing for the rest of your life?

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Dog doing dad (then I could pretend it was unintentional on my dad's part)

Would you rather listen to nails scraping on a chalkboard or William Hung (that awful American Idol singer) sing for the rest of your life?

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William Hung. Would you rather be a deaf mute or castrated?

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deaf mute, that one aint even close

would you rather be an elm tree or an oak tree?

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oak

would you rather be a known child sex offender or get [censored] by a goat?

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oak

would you rather be a known child sex offender or get [censored] by a goat?

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I'd rather get raped by a goat than rape little kids.

would you rather circumcize yourself or saw off a random person's finger?

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would you rather circumcize yourself or saw off a random person's finger?

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finger.

Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilisation, or the decline of a civilisation?

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decline

would you rather eat a living human's arm or have 2 of your fingers eaten?

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decline

would you rather eat a living human's arm or have 2 of your fingers eaten?

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two fingers eaten.

get drafted or spend ten years in prison?

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get drafted or spend ten years in prison?

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Drafted

Would you rather be 'Ace'
http://www.acerimmeronline.com/images/ace01.jpg

or 'Cat'?
http://www.sitcom-guide.co.uk/red_dw...s/char_cat.jpg

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ACE


Would you rather be an Arizona Cardinals fan or a Tampa Bay Devil Rays fan?

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get drafted or spend ten years in prison?

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Drafted

Would you rather be 'Ace'
http://www.acerimmeronline.com/images/ace01.jpg

or 'Cat'?
http://www.sitcom-guide.co.uk/red_dw...s/char_cat.jpg

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who woulndt pick ace?

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who woulndt pick ace?

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Okay, here's a closer one:

Would you rather be Rimmer
http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck03/images/rimmer.jpg

or Duane Dibley, Duke of Dork?
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/boff...s/rd/duane.gif

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id rather be an image hosted by angelfire

would you rather live for an eternity in pain, or die today

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id rather be an image hosted by angelfire

would you rather live for an eternity in pain, or die today

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what kind of pain?

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Monkey or elm tree? That's the best you came up with from the Would You Rather series? Nah... I remember these. They came out a few years ago, maybe 5, maybe 7... Now there is a board game. I'm betting the game is rather tame.

Let's see...
Would you rather...
have a reverse digestive track
or
react to any opening line of conversation by unzipping your pants?

WOuld you rather...
have teh courage of a lion by te ass of a baboon
or
the wisdom of an owl but the head of Epstein from Welcome Back, Kotter?

Would you rather...
live in a world where genitals tasted like candy
or
live in a world where a drum set magically appears at the moment of orgasm so that you may better express your ecstasy?

from WYR v.2 1999

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Would you rather...
live in a world where genitals tasted like candy
or
live in a world where a drum set magically appears at the moment of orgasm so that you may better express your ecstasy?

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Candy

Would you rather watch Donkey Lips screw Tiffany Amber Thiessen for 30 minutes from any camera angle you wanted (all including donkey lips)
or
See Tiffany Amber Thiessen masturbate for 3 seconds?

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Phh... donkeylips, that [censored] would be funny and sorta hot...

Would you rather have needles for leghair or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

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"would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?"


http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745

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would you rather have a thumb for a penis or penises for thumbs?

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"would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?"


http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3456745

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Thats the most [censored] up kid I've ever heard about. wow.

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Would you rather have needles for leghair or have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

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I enjoy sleeping with girls, so ima say the flares. I'd just have to adapt.

Would you rather be banned from seeing everything on this site except OOT?
or
Be banned from just seeing OOT?

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would you rather have a thumb for a penis or penises for thumbs?

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Thumb for a penis ... as long as it still works properly.

Would you rather lose your sense of taste or lose your sense of smell?

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Would you rather lose your sense of taste or lose your sense of smell?

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They are pretty much the same thing, I doubt you could lose one and keep the other. It's sorta retarded asking to choose between essentially the same thing.

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Smell.


soooo... would you rather have a cup that's half full or a cup that's half empty?

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soooo... would you rather have a cup that's half full or a cup that's half empty?

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what's in the cup?

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what's in the cup?

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1/2 Whackity
1/2 Whiz

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Would you rather have a woman who has perfect in terms of pleasuring you, but only looked slightly above average... or would you want the perfect looking woman who was meh in the bedroom department?

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Would you rather have a woman who has perfect in terms of pleasuring you, but only looked slightly above average... or would you want the perfect looking woman who was meh in the bedroom department?

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Slightly above average.

Would you rather spend 20 years in prison or play russian roulette with a 50% chance of brain splatter?

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what's in the cup?

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1/2 Whackity
1/2 Whiz

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ooooo good one!

in that case, i'd say half full!!!

would you rather be poor and get lots of p00sy?
or
would you rather be rich and have to buy it everytime?

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would you rather be poor and get lots of p00sy?
or
would you rather be rich and have to buy it everytime?

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Is there any considerable difference between the boght and earned pussy?

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would you rather be poor and get lots of p00sy?
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would you rather be rich and have to buy it everytime?

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Is there any considerable difference between the boght and earned pussy?

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Well, it's not exactly "bought" it's more "rented". And you know what rented videos or DVDs are like -- can be all chewed up, scratched, mislabeled, not properly put back in the casing provided, and so on. Sure, you can work around it, but it spoils the experience.

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I'd rather get raped by a goat than rape little kids.

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Good job not making the than/then mistake, but it would have been funnier if you did.

~D

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Would you rather spend 20 years in prison or play russian roulette with a 50% chance of brain splatter?

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I'd go for prison, just want access to the internet. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Would you rather spend your life working in a supermarket where they play Mariah Carey all day long, or get hit by a truck and die without pain?

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Would you rather spend your life working in a supermarket where they play Mariah Carey all day long, or get hit by a truck and die without pain?

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Supermarket.

For the rest of your life, would you rather live alone never seeing another human being, or always have at least 3 other people around you never getting any time alone.

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the latter but i'd hate it.

would you rather be known by your family and friends for having robbed a store and beaten up helpless staff (to the point of serious injury which takes months to recover from, but they do recover physically, but some lose vital money to support their families and other inevitable and unquantifiable consequences) but not have done it or have done it and have no one know about it?

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"Ok, ok, I got one. Black, or cripple?"