I\'m 32 years old and I play D&D
 

When I inherited some D&D materials from a friend's dead brother, I dusted off some of my old rulebooks and modules.As I sat in my garage, I reminisced about hanging out with my friends in high school, burning down Js, swilling Milwaukee's Best or Lucky Lager, and laughing hysterically while solving problems, slaying bands of ogres, and saving worlds.

So I went and bought a new module, some used 3rd edition rulebooks (which are WAY better than 1st edition), and got the bros - who are now mostly crusty and married - together to roll up some characters.

We finished our first module last night. The whole party died at the hands of goblins but the chaotic good paladin and a weak fighter NPC still stood - but barely. My friend, the paladin, had one (1) hit point left and was facing a 5th level Druid with 36 hit points who was rolling a 5 foot tall flaming sphere towards him. My buddy needed a 20 to even hit him. Things looked grim ...

The NPC fired an arrow at the Druid and hit, making the sphere fizzle. Then, the paladin lept and rolled a 20, doing double damage and splitting the Druid's shoulder. The paladin then won initiative, and rolled another 20 (!) to skewer the Druid, heroically killing him.

Friggin epic. We've been having a blast and the game's a great excuse to hang out and talk [censored].

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First thing that came to mind-

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Friggin epic. We've been having a blast and the game's a great excuse to hang out and talk [censored].

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Last night I went to hang out with a friend and like 20 of his buddies to play p*ker, during which they all got drunk on cheap beer and started burping, farting, and behaving homoerotically in the presence of females, one or two of whom were hot (yet taken).

They also wouldn't share the pizza.

In short, I would have rather been at your D&D game. You and your friends ftw. Can I play?

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Maybe I'm too young to remember this, but what does D&D stand for?

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Maybe I'm too young to remember this, but what does D&D stand for?

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Dumb and Dumber

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Maybe I'm too young to remember this, but what does D&D stand for?

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Dungeons and Dragons, bro!

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It's like pre-transistor Worlds of Warcraft.

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Maybe I'm too young to remember this, but what does D&D stand for?

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Dumb and Dumber

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clearly.

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you loser!!!

just kidding. good for you. fun is fun, and there are many things out there that are embarrasing and juvenile but loads of fun.

I'm 31 and I play video games all the time.

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Maybe I'm too young to remember this, but what does D&D stand for?

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Dumb and Dumber

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clearly.

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Sorry I'm not the true player who scores on chicks with his "DD" knowledge.
Not that I'm making fun of it or anything.

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Clearly, you're an idiot.

Paladins can only be lawful good. What kind of [censored]-up game are you playing? nOOb!

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