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college_boy 08-23-2005 08:36 PM

I wanna kill some bees
 
The last two times I've mowed my lawn I've been stung and come to find out there's a ground hive in my yard. I bought some chemicals to put down there but that doesn't sound like much fun. So far I've put a bucket over the hole just to see what would happen and they got pretty pissed. Right now I'm considering some combinations of gas, fire, bug spray, and a vacuum cleaner. Any other creative ideas? I'm planning on making a night of it.

swede123 08-23-2005 08:37 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
I'd put my money on the bees in this one.

Swede

Ringo_Mojo 08-23-2005 08:40 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
Whatever you decide to do... Make sure to videotape it.

Reef 08-23-2005 08:41 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
buy some hornets and release them right by the bee hole.

Duffman 08-23-2005 08:42 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
Heh,

I used to go upstate every summer and one summer when I was 14 we found an undergroun bee-hive. We decided to get this kid Sam all bitten up. We set up a baseball game and we told him to play outfield in the area right next to the hive.

It didn't take Sam long to step on the hive and it was pretty damn funny to see a chubby little kid getting stung like crazy.

It took about two minutes for the bees to spread EVERYWHERE and sting the [censored] out of all of us. Almost everyone in the colony got stung, and my grandmother got stung like 4 times. She was pissed off.

young nut 08-23-2005 08:52 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
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buy some hornets and release them right by the bee hole.

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hahah [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] good reference

seriously though, you are mowing your lawn and now you want to set a section of it on fire? how about, stop mowing it if you don't care what it looks like.

jakethebake 08-23-2005 08:56 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
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I'd put my money on the bees in this one.

Swede

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I laughed hard at this.

college_boy 08-23-2005 09:03 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
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buy some hornets and release them right by the bee hole.

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hahah [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] good reference

seriously though, you are mowing your lawn and now you want to set a section of it on fire? how about, stop mowing it if you don't care what it looks like.

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Well I think this could be fun. I will probably dump chemicals down there at some point but that's too easy.

turnipmonster 08-23-2005 09:10 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
bees are really cool, don't kill the bees.

imported_CaseClosed326 08-23-2005 09:11 PM

Re: I wanna kill some bees
 
Punch every bee in the face


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