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"You've got a huge cock and I want to eat your dick like it's a TV dinner. "

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Great, let me turn on the game.

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i took some random girl home from a party with like 2 lines. on the way back i remember asking her name.

anyway, as im about to stick it in she says,"so, which hole you goin for."

quality girl there.

from then on she was referred to, by me and my friends, as, obviously, "which hole girl."

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Now that's a assy girl

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Can't tell if this is a typo or what you were trying to say? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Either way, very fitting! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Should read "Classy"
Take that one home to meet momma.

Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
 

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"Careful. We don't want to make a little 'Eva'"

Her name was Eva, BTW.

I had to stop right there - no condoms, no way of getting any.

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"Wow why you getting that?" "Havent Used one of those in a while".... Of course I still did it.....

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One last one. I was banging a girl and she said put it in my ass. So I tried but it was too tight. Then she asked "Do you have KY?" no "What about some butter" What the hell did I do. Its a wonder I dont have AIDS yet.....

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One last one. I was banging a girl and she said put it in my ass. So I tried but it was too tight. Then she asked "Do you have KY?" no "What about some butter" What the hell did I do. Its a wonder I dont have AIDS yet.....

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Why would you get AIDS from butter?

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One last one. I was banging a girl and she said put it in my ass. So I tried but it was too tight. Then she asked "Do you have KY?" no "What about some butter" What the hell did I do. Its a wonder I dont have AIDS yet.....

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Why would you get AIDS from butter?

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Refering to girl who wants it so bad from the back that she will use butter to lube it up. Some History this girl is a complete whore. College was money......

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"Do you love me?"

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lmao

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No Love Without the Glove

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No Love Without the Glove

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She used those words?