Novermber E-penis-- goals, blah blah blah
 

You know what to do

950 $55's played 10 tabling

17% ROI= $9000

plus $1550 in rakeback

pluse $100 in party "rakeback"

pluse $150 in TLB points

total 9000+1550+100+150= $10,750 for workin' 95 hrs... profit batch

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Over the first 4 days of Nov, I lost about $1000 at the $55s. Dropped back down to $33s and $22s and worked it back to +$500 for the month. Sucky month for me.

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Before the bandwagon sets off, for the millionth time, I'd like to state for the record how useless these threads are.

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214 215s, 26.1% roi, 40.7% itm, 11,990 profit. awful mtt results, barely broke even, blew off a handful of dominating chip leads with 10% of field left.. +1800ish 2-4 NL and 5-10 NL.. what else.. +297 hit and running 1 hand of 30-60 out of boredom.. meh. didnt put in that many hours. first couple weeks back. december should be fun [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] holla

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Before the bandwagon sets off, for the millionth time, I'd like to state for the record how useless these threads are.

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it's fun to wave your epenis around, especially when it's 5 figures for the first time in you life.

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You playing sngs seriously this month??

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too pathetic to mention.

hope december will be better.

It was + at least though.

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You playing sngs seriously this month??

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ill 4 table 215s whenever im online while im playing NL cash or MTTs on the side. so i duno if id say im playing them super seriously this month, but moreso than i have the last 4 months, which was not at all. holla

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My e-penis looks like a mushroom in the tall grass.

193 $11s
29% ROI
45% ITM

120 $22s
-5% ROI
35% ITM

Total $ for November = $485

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up 20k for 1000 55s and 1000 109s

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My Nov. Goal:

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Here's my one and only goal for the month:
Enjoy my wedding with my family, friends and bride to be.
Poker comes 8th or 23rd or something this month.

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Done. 3k or so from poker was also nice.

My goal for this month is to get out of the kiddie pool and play more 109s and some 215s. Also I would like to maintain my 98% ROI that I started with in my first 11 55s. Reasonable, I think.

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Up $1400 mostly from tourney play + bonii. My home, PS 15+1, got me an ROI of 25% over a laughable sample size of 170 tourneys or so. Was bored one time and played 4 Party 22s and won 3 of them.

Felt that I played better than before. Felt that there is ample way for improvement. Felt that I did not advance in ring games the last 5 months.

Thought too much about poker, put too much time in.

Now fully depleted my PS bonus cushion of $630. It's put up or shut up time now.

December goal: Play goot at the PS 25+2, play the last 80 tourneys on PS 15+1 to get to sample size of 500 (silly, innit?). Make $1000 (including ring bonii).

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Okay I'm retarded. This is how we did last month, not what we want to do this month.

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You're going to be back playing perg? Hope so - would be good to have you back.

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Yeah I'm like 4 hours and 15 buyins into this month so far. Go me.

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176 10+1 ROI% 6.92
36 20+2 ROI% -13.89

Also lost rakeback on party.

So, pretty [censored] month.

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Started out the month on a terrible downswing, spent the second half of the month digging out. Went positive for the month at 11:55pm on the 30th. Up $60 for the month. So [censored] results but less [censored] than it looked like it might be on the 15th.

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im short and shriveled. this was my first losing month ever.

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67 20+2s at 16.7% ROI
153 30+3s at 30.1% ROI

got bored of SNGs this month, played MTTs instead.

3 MTT final tables but down $800 for the month in MTTs overall. Ran so horrible half way through november when I was writing essays for uni and playing at the same time. Never again.

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party blackjack:

couple hours, up a couple (grand), down a couple, wound up up about 100.

mtts:

played while watching football:

up about $5

sngs:

200s: 8 tournaments, 1 1st, 1 2nd, 1 3rd. up a bit.

100s: about 100, about 70% ROI, about 7k up.

5/10 6max: about 500 hands, up about 500

400plo8: about 200 hands, up about 600

stars hu 50nl matches: up about 300 through 20
stars hu 5/10 nl: down 400

short hours rule.

meh.

c

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SNG: 500+ from 22s-109s. +4000
MTT: +2000
Limit/Bonus: +300

1st day of new month -500....lovely

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Boring month...couldnt play much at all.

maybe 170 27s, 15% ROI...whatever that works out to.

21st in 45k 10r+a, $250.

down ~$120 in 20+2- 20 table SNGs

didnt play live once.

Summary: stagnating

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party blackjack:

couple hours, up a couple (grand), down a couple, wound up up about 100.

mtts:

played while watching football:

up about $5

sngs:

200s: 8 tournaments, 1 1st, 1 2nd, 1 3rd. up a bit.

100s: about 100, about 70% ROI, about 7k up.

5/10 6max: about 500 hands, up about 500

400plo8: about 200 hands, up about 600

stars hu 50nl matches: up about 300 through 20
stars hu 5/10 nl: down 400

short hours rule.

meh.

c

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If only you played poker like you play blackjack.

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Was up 4k at some point playing 10 hours a week, but this past week I've blown over 1200 playing PLO and 109's.

My e-penis is just as small as my real one [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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If only you played poker like you play blackjack.

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i come close, having removed blackjack from my computer, and basically not playing poker.

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If only you played poker like you play blackjack.

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i come close, having removed blackjack from my computer, and basically not playing poker.

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I like this reply more than I should.

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... this was my first losing month ever

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Almost posted my first losing month as well. I had to shut it down on the 29th & 30th just to stay positive. I know I should have looked at the big picture and played through it but I needed to take a break from the beatings. +$65 for the entire month thus I think I made about .27 cents an hour. I'm pretty sure I didn't meet any of my goals this month, although I did clear two nice bonuses.

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I don't track my stats but I made about $5k at the $27 turbo's, in about 70 total hours.

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I'm hangin about 7 inches, I guess...

583 tournaments, almost all at Party 33s, mostly 8-tabling
16% ROI
38% ITM
$2902 profit
$227 Party bonii
No other rakeback
About $40 per set of 8, didn't worry about hourly rate.

Up $3129 for the month. I'll take it for my first full month multi-tabling.

Placed something like 13.5% first, 11.5% second, 13% third, forgot to write it down.

Made more playing poker part-time than I did in my crappy full-time day job. Bought a 2001FP, new tires for my car, and some good wine with part of my earnings.

Variance is a bitch. I had two separate break-even streaks of > 200 SNGs. I made all my money in two separate streaks of 75 SNGs, during which I had 59% ROI.

Goals for December:
Move up to the 55s once I have $2500 in bankroll.
Make at least $4000 playing part-time.
Prepare to quit my day job sometime in January

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Well I finally gave into the spam in my email and bought the penis enlarement pills.
Played 477 50+5s@19.69 ROI = $5,165
Played 8 200+15s(pwning raptor in the process @ 74.42 ROI = 1,280
Won a $10+0 tourney in my dorm for around $120
Made $600 in rakeback and $200 from my party VIP bonus.
Total = $7,400 or so

This is my best month since school started.

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Won the Super Weekday ($31K), and Final tabled in Guarenteed 40K ($8K), both in the same week. Moved up to $55's and won $3,200 right out of the gate.

Have lost $3,800 multi-tabling the $50s in the last 3 days, and now can's finish top 3 in a $10 sng.

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Won the Super Weekday ($31K), and Final tabled in Guarenteed 40K ($8K), both in the same week. Moved up to $55's and won $3,200 right out of the gate.

Have lost $3,800K multi-tabling the $50s in the last 3 days, and now can's finish top 3 in a $10 sng.

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u lost 3.8 million at the $55's, talk about a downswing...

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lol, yeah typo. nice catch.

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Ok I'm only listing these stats to motivate myself.

Buy in $10+1
Tournies : 638
ITM: 39%
ROI 8%

Profit $674

I hate my roi especially because I started with a sick heater. Varience is a bitch.

I'm 9 tabling the $10s right now and I'm going to have lots of down time in Dec. So I am hoping for a nice profit in Dec.


Straight Flushes,

SAM

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Played over 1000 tournaments for the first time and was happy to see that I really didn't fatigue.

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Won the Super Weekday ($31K), and Final tabled in Guarenteed 40K ($8K), both in the same week. Moved up to $55's and won $3,200 right out of the gate.

Have lost $3,800 multi-tabling the $50s in the last 3 days, and now can's finish top 3 in a $10 sng.

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I dont know if there is any correlation but, and I have never won as much as you in an MTT, but whenever I have nice FT showing, I go on to slump horribly in SNGs.

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Won the Super Weekday ($31K), and Final tabled in Guarenteed 40K ($8K), both in the same week. Moved up to $55's and won $3,200 right out of the gate.

Have lost $3,800 multi-tabling the $50s in the last 3 days, and now can's finish top 3 in a $10 sng.

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I dont know if there is any correlation but, and I have never won as much as you in an MTT, but whenever I have nice FT showing, I go on to slump horribly in SNGs.

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For you, then, there is a correlation. Which does not imply causation, as the saying goes.

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376 SNGs, -3.73% ROI, -$311 for the month. My E-Phallus is small and non-threatening.

Whoever is betting against Slim better hope that I go on a supermegauberblastoffouterspace heater before I sent my stats to Irie.

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Play casually when the wife allows... (e-penis deflating...)

November:
About 160 $11's
~28% ROI (about $500 profit... most of which went to MTT entries)
3rd in $20 MTT (~$2500)
Lower payouts in a few other MTT's.
Up about $3000 for the month.

I find that my downswings (both SNG and MTT) are highly correlated with my wife's nagginess (must put me on tilt).

My stats are much improved when I am home alone or have previously been granted permission [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Trying to sneak in a SNG prior to dinner was the worst thing possible for my ROI this month. Too bad there isn't a PT stat for that.

E-penis... the water must be COLD!!!

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seems to work that way, but i don't believe it. i think something happens after you have such a big score... like no one can stop you and you can outplay anyway. i have taken some horrible beats, but I have also shoved in a lot of spots where i shouldn't have