50/100 hand
 

co is the reason im at the table. no wait, alcohol is the real reason im at the table.

hijack (moron) limps, co (uber moron (35/10) limps, i raise on the button with q10o cuz im feelin it, bb and all call.

flop is q103. check, bet, i raise, fold, hijack calls 2 cold, co calls.

turn is 8.

check, co bets, i raise agains, fold, co 3bets wtf????

Re: 50/100 hand
 

if hes really an "uber moron," then cap turn and river happily... duh.
if you lied to us, then call down UI.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

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if hes really an "uber moron," then cap turn and river happily... duh.
if you lied to us, then call down UI.

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you are smarter than me i think.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

rut roh. I really really hope the sessino went well. I also really really hope you dont try this again soon unless you feel properly rolled for it.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

agreed--it looks like J9 to me.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

call.....it.....down....... An uber moron turns over jack nine here way too often

Re: 50/100 hand
 

call his ass down.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

this really looks like J9.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

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if hes really an "uber moron," then cap turn and river happily... duh.
if you lied to us, then call down UI.

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you sir are a funny man.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

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if hes really an "uber moron," then cap turn and river happily... duh.
if you lied to us, then call down UI.

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Definately one of the posts of the year.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

How aggressive is CO? If he's not very aggressive then he's probably got J9.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

flawless is right.

Party Poker 50/100 Hold'em (10 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $75.
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, MP3 calls, CO (poster) checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
MP3 checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, MP3 folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (13.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
CO has 8d 3d (two pair, eights and threes).
Hero has Qd Tc (two pair, queens and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.50 BB. </font>

Re: 50/100 hand
 

I think aggression applies to this hand postflop if you know of either of the stats on these two players and will help decide on best action.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

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co is the reason im at the table. no wait, alcohol is the real reason im at the table.

hijack (moron) limps, co (uber moron (35/10) limps, i raise on the button with q10o cuz im feelin it, bb and all call.

flop is q103. check, bet, i raise, fold, hijack calls 2 cold, co calls.

turn is 8.

check, co bets, i raise agains, fold, co 3bets wtf????

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Looks like he probably has J9 here. I'd probably just call down. I'd also probably not play 50/100 when hammered, and I'd never raise such a marginal hand preflop after that many limpers.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

I thought there was too much chance he had J9 and would have just called it down.

I didn't think 83 was in the calling range of a 35VPIP even in the CO after a limper.

It also amazes me that a guy playing 50/100 would bet into the preflop raiser on that board with a pair of 3s and 8 an kicker. He must be pretty wealthy.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

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I thought there was too much chance he had J9 and would have just called it down.

I didn't think 83 was in the calling range of a 35VPIP even in the CO after a limper.

It also amazes me that a guy playing 50/100 would bet into the preflop raiser on that board with a pair of 3s and 8 an kicker. He must be pretty wealthy.

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the CO didnt limp... he checked his option after posting, then called one bet getting 8:1 and closing the action with 2 suited cards ans the best relative position (very reasonable).

BTW/ you are the worst poster on this site right now. i am sorry.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

Tom,

I'll say too you are the worst poster on this site. And no, I am not going to travel 10,000 miles to 'talk' to you face to face. You really are posting some dreadful advice. Some of the guys who post on this forum are just assholes to everyone but most of them are being negative towards you in particular because you are giving terrible, terrible poker advice. Now, you can either take that as some internet hardman dissing you for no good reason or you could choose to reevaluate your game and see why so many respected posters who have made a killing in 2005 think you suck so much.

Re: 50/100 hand
 

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I didn't think 83 was in the calling range of a 35VPIP even in the CO after a limper.

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the CO didnt limp... he checked his option after posting. BTW/ you are the worst poster on this site right now. i am sorry.

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I read the hand from the OP which says the CO limped. After trying to figure out what you were talking about, I realized where the hand was reposted in the middle of the thread it showed the CO posting.

Still think I'm the worst poster on this forum?
I think your the biggest dick head on this forum - or close to it. And I don't think any apology is required or appropriate for that.