im gonna open a restaurant (nc, at all)
 

yesterday i passed two hooters and one bazookas and was struck by what i think is a pretty darn good idea for an eatery.

BADONKADONKS!!

who needs hooters, not me. i want sloppy women with big butts serving me malt liqour on tap.

BADONKADONKS!
no butts about it.

or alteratively

BADONKADONKS!
the butt stops here.

you heard it here first.

Re: im gonna open a restaurant (nc, at all)
 

It's a bad idea. Fat asses will knock all the beers off the tables.

Re: im gonna open a restaurant (nc, at all)
 

Brothas don't tip, an' they always be runnin' out on the check n'[censored].