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Diplomat 11-04-2005 05:00 PM

Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
...or rather that you think might actually work. Let's hear 'em.

-Diplomat

4_2_it 11-04-2005 05:02 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
Everyone who views this message must send $25 to my Pokerstars account immediately or I will kill Commodus.

(I will be shopping for my private South Seas Island with topless natives while watching the riches pour in!)

samjjones 11-04-2005 05:02 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
Kidnapping a celebrity's kid?

asofel 11-04-2005 05:03 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
umm...busterstacks? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

tonypaladino 11-04-2005 05:10 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
There are plenty of get-rich-quick schemes that actually work, some that are actually legal, but no one in their right mind would share them or sell them until the market/targets are tapped out, and the scheme isn't worth anything anymore.

xadrez 11-04-2005 05:11 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
Cue Idi the Nigerian gimmick account in 3...2....1...

BoogerFace 11-04-2005 05:13 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 

Most OOTiots agree that shapeshifting is the way to go.

11-04-2005 05:13 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
I've gone in for a lot of get-rich-quick schemes in my life. But this thing could really get me rich...and quick!

jackdaniels 11-04-2005 05:21 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
Step 1: Set up a 900 number that charges not by the minute but by the call - cahrge $50 per call

Step 2: Obtain UPS uniform

Step 3: Walk into office building with package under arm - try to deliver said package to receptionist using fictitious name. Once receptionist tells you no such person works there, ask to use phone to call dispacher (dial 900 number instead). If the receptionist offers to dial the number for you, have her dial a friends cell phone - which he should answer with "UPS Dispatch".

Step 4: Profit Bitch!

Disclaimer: This was attempted with success in NYC a few years back. This is a scam, so I don't actually recommend you do this - just a nifty idea someone came up with.

eviljeff 11-04-2005 05:50 PM

Re: Get Rich Quick schemes that actually work
 
[ QUOTE ]
Step 1: Set up a 900 number that charges not by the minute but by the call - cahrge $50 per call

Step 2: Obtain UPS uniform

Step 3: Walk into office building with package under arm - try to deliver said package to receptionist using fictitious name. Once receptionist tells you no such person works there, ask to use phone to call dispacher (dial 900 number instead). If the receptionist offers to dial the number for you, have her dial a friends cell phone - which he should answer with "UPS Dispatch".

Step 4: Profit Bitch!

Disclaimer: This was attempted with success in NYC a few years back. This is a scam, so I don't actually recommend you do this - just a nifty idea someone came up with.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is actually fairly clever, but most of the companies my friends work for block aim and java on the computers - seems like it would logically follow that they block 900 numbers too.


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