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> >Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
> >>before
> >an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately,
> >there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of
> >them
> >gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
> >should go to Heaven.
> >
> >Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most
> >perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be
> >able to see them every day, for eternity."
> >
> >The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
> >
> >The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
> >gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
> >
> >The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
> >
> >Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of
> >God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a
>commode
> >and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
> >
> >"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats
> >a
> >pair - no matter how big they are.


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Ha

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ha.. so bad, yet so good.

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ha.. so bad, yet so good.

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I think it wrapped around back to bad again.

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I heard she douched with the perrier, but it still works [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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since when is there a pope emoticon

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several actually

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek211.gif

if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it.

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek082.gif

wooo

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since when is there a pope emoticon

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several actually

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek211.gif

if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it.

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek082.gif

wooo

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Actually that is the Dutch version of father Christmas called Sinterklaas. Although he's a saint he isn't and never has been the pope.

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since when is there a pope emoticon

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several actually

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek211.gif

if there is a smiley worth gotsing, Granny found it.

http://e4u.deltait.com.au/dressed/bek082.gif

wooo

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Actually that is the Dutch version of father Christmas called Sinterklaas. Although he's a saint he isn't and never has been the pope.

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i'm a hebe, what the fuk would i know? i see a big hat, and POOF, it's the pope.

sinterklaas sure sounds gay tho.

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Well in my country even Hebe's are entitled to education [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Sinterklaas