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Dex 09-14-2005 02:58 PM

Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
I'm buying a $19.99 item on Amazon.com, but I want Super Saver Shipping, so my order should be at least $25. I can't think of anything else that I really want from there right now. What should I buy that's at least $5.01 but no more than $10 or so?

SL__72 09-14-2005 03:00 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
Just pay for shipping, its less then the $5 you're going to spend on something you don't really want and the "super saver" shipping always takes well over a week from my experience.

Dex 09-14-2005 03:04 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
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Just pay for shipping, its less then the $5 you're going to spend on something you don't really want and the "super saver" shipping always takes well over a week from my experience.

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Yeah, shipping on this item is $5.58 so it's close.

Shajen 09-14-2005 03:09 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
buy a plastic spatula.

Blarg 09-14-2005 03:10 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
Yeah, supersaver has gotten seriously slow. Weeks, sometimes.

I'd recommend just going to overstock.com if you can find the same stuff there. Prices are usually the same or cheaper, and I hear good things about their speed.

For cheap stuff -- they often have real cheap DVD's on sale. Sometimes there's decent stuff in their "bargain bin."

jojobinks 09-14-2005 03:11 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
pimps up hoes down for $7

Patrick del Poker Grande 09-14-2005 03:17 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
Buy an iAudio M3.

stabn 09-14-2005 03:55 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
Buy a dildo.

Dex 09-14-2005 03:56 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
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pimps up hoes down for $7

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Nice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I ended up getting, at a co-worker's request, Slayer - Reign In Blood: Still Reigning on DVD for $9.97, which he is going to buy from me when it arrives. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

The original item, by the way, was the Zenith ZHDTV1 HDTV/UHF Digital Indoor Antenna (Silver and Black).

Dex 09-14-2005 05:08 PM

Re: Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 
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Buy a dildo.

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We just had this conversation at work:

"Ha! Someone said 'buy a dildo'."
"You should do it."
"Amazon doesn't sell that kind of stuff, do they?"
"I bet they do."

So I go to Amazon and do a search for "dildo".

Sure enough, the first result is the Mr. Big - FlexoFlesh® 6.3" Realistic Dildo (Natural) for $75.95.

This despite the notice at the bottom of the page that says "These search results have been filtered to remove adult products." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Someone says "Search for butt plug."

So, I do. The first result is a book called The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairy Tale, by Carlton Mellick III, for $9.95. Other titles by this author include Razor Wire Pubic Hair, Satan Burger, Electric Jesus Corpse, The Menstruating Mall, Fishyfleshed, and, of course, The Steel Breakfast Era: The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection.

Oh yeah, they have a wide selection of butt plugs, too.


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