OOT I need your help
 

A co-worker just walked into my cube and busted ass.

It reeks so bad.

How can I get him back?

(NOTE: suggestions of illegal activities or activities that could get me fired will be ignored)

Re: OOT I need your help
 

When you order taco bell with him, bring back mild sauce

Re: OOT I need your help
 

I believe we're looking for the cropduster here?

Re: OOT I need your help
 

Make hilarity ensue....hope this helps.

Re: OOT I need your help
 

Offer him a chocolate covered pretzel.

Re: OOT I need your help
 

Prick him with a blood soaked needle of someone with AIDS

Re: OOT I need your help
 

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I believe we're looking for the cropduster here?

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Crop duster is a no go. This is war dude.

He walked in, asked me a question and lifted his [censored] left leg.

The bastard.

Re: OOT I need your help
 

Tie two cats together by their tails and release them in his cube/office.

Re: OOT I need your help
 

SIIHP, "H" being "His"

Re: OOT I need your help
 

Remove the screws that hold his chair together.

People falling on their ass is always funny.