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who would it be? no BS answers like, "i wouldn't want to be anyone but myself".. while that may be true, it's uninteresting beyond belief


i would trade with sacha baron cohen, HANDS DOWN


mostly for this reason:
http://members.fortunecity.com/bombo...sla/isla07.jpg

but also:

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/...os/artsart.jpg

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who would it be? no BS answers like, "i wouldn't want to be anyone but myself".. while that may be true, it's uninteresting beyond belief


i would trade with sacha baron cohen, HANDS DOWN


mostly for this reason:
http://members.fortunecity.com/bombo...sla/isla07.jpg

but also:

http://www.news.harvard.edu/gazette/...os/artsart.jpg

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Is that the guy from the Tmobile posers commercial?

I would pick Dave Matthews and do nothing but tour small venues. That would be so much fun that all the money I would be missing out on would be meaningless.

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Are we permitted time travel? Yes?

Then it's Keith Richards around 1962 to present day.

http://www.nndb.com/people/574/00002...rich-young.jpg

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no time travel allowed!

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brad pitt


you could get panties dropped instantly and that would be sick.

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nick lachey comes to mind. i know nothing about him other than that he [censored] jessica simpson alot. although i hear that is ending?

seriously tho i wouldnt trade with anyone.

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Kanye West

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no time travel allowed!

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damn, back to the drawing board.

OK, whoever's banging Charlize Theron.

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Steve Nash.

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Jesus Christ I had no idea he at one point looked so normal. Mick always seemed to look like Mick, but Richards looks like he came from another planet.

I wouldn't mind being Matt Damon or Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Those guys live really sweet lives and are able to get into projects that are really worth doing and being proud of. And Damon and Clooney are quite smart and talented. I wouldn't mind being Ben Affleck either -- very smart, very good looking, rich, Oscar winning writer at a very young age, very good poker player, gives chicks a pass that half the nation is slobbering over -- I'm not that fond of his movies at all, but he's young still and has it together in a huge way.

I think Oscar De La Hoya has had to eat some decisions and bad luck that were unusual for a guy of his talent, and that must have been really tough and humbling, but that guy has lived a pretty charmed life and I bet he's having a ball 24/7. I wouldn't mind being in his place. Warts and all, he has his sh*t together to a degree that's extraordinary for a boxer, and for anyone else too.

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brad pitt


you could get panties dropped instantly and that would be sick.

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Pitt specifically for who's panties he's dropping! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Kanye West

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You could do so much better.

I'm half-black, so I'll pick a white guy and a black guy

Black Guy - Usher

White Guy - Johnny Depp

There isn't a woman on this planet who would turn down sex with either of these men. Just ask any girl.

BTW: If they say no they're obviously lying

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Charlie Sheen, because this is what you get to come home to:

http://media.santabanta.com/gallery/...ichards17e.jpg


http://luvtheboobs.com/celebs/Denise...1366991724.jpg

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I'm not even sure Johnny Depp qualifies as a man anymore. Is it his salary?

From Pirates of the Carribean where he bizarrely fruited it up to the full-on Michael Jackson of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory(and neither of these roles seemed to need a flaming touch or benefit by it at all), he seems to be going on a public exploration of some private fantasies or something. It doesn't seem like it has anything to do with the characters he's portraying, and just seems like a repeated bizarre choice.

I actually have liked Johnny Depp before, for his willingness to take on unusual roles. Now it seems he's not so much taking on unusual roles as taking on relatively ordinary roles and weirding them out.

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I believe so.

Regardless, I think Sheen's a douchebag and I'd rather just be her and touch myself all day long

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I don't even like jolie but the answer is obviously brad effing pitt. I mean cmon.

To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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As beautiful a woman as you could get, good call.

The kid screwed up his life big time in a lot of ways, but he's had such a cushiony lucky existence that it pretty much didn't matter what he did, bouncing back was assured. Definitely a charmed life.

Too bad he blew it with such an impossibly beautiful woman.

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

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This isn't the first time this happened today either. I barely watch T.V., so I must get this stuff when I am signing into hotmail or something. Today, my wife says, "I didn't know that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachae (sp?) broke up." I respond, "You didn't know that?", in a shocked tone.

craig

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Jesus Christ I had no idea he at one point looked so normal. Mick always seemed to look like Mick, but Richards looks like he came from another planet.

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I had a chance encounter with him about 17 years ago, and even then his face had the deepest wrinkles I've ever seen.

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Black Guy - Usher

White Guy - Johnny Depp

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You're right. Usher is probably just as paid as Kanye and gets more ass. I think Depp would get a lot less action than either of those guys.

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LeBron James

I wanted the following qualifications:
1) Younger than me (27)
2) Rich enough to retire super comfortably
3) Lots of hottie options

He has it all at 20.

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

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This isn't the first time this happened today either. I barely watch T.V., so I must get this stuff when I am signing into hotmail or something. Today, my wife says, "I didn't know that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachae (sp?) broke up." I respond, "You didn't know that?", in a shocked tone.

craig

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wtf, i didnt know craig was married?

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LeBron in a walk.

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To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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You [censored] this one up.

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jenna jameson. think of all the cock you'd get.

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I believe so.

Regardless, I think Sheen's a douchebag and I'd rather just be her and touch myself all day long

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I thought they got back together "for the kid". I dont really know.

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I originally thought divorced too, but it looks like the latest is they got back together. Meh, Richards looks very nice, but I can never stand her acting. Except maybe in those two scenes from Wild Things...

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Wayne Gretzky. You get to be the best ever at what you do/did (hockey), and your wife is incredibly hot.

The only other choice would be Hugh Hefner, but outside of banging solid 9s (minus one point for none of them having a brain) your whole life, what have you accomplished (not that one NEEDS to accomplish more than having sex with 9s when you're 50 years older than them...)?

Winston Churchill gets the bronze medal...just b/c he was a badass, and witty to boot. Lack of known hot tail drops him down to third.

Edit: [censored], didn't see that time travel wasn't allowed. I vote Matt Lienart.

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She's an actress now?

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I originally thought divorced too, but it looks like the latest is they got back together. Meh, Richards looks very nice, but I can never stand her acting. Except maybe in those two scenes from Wild Things...

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Who cares about her acting? I dont think Sheen was married to her for her acting.

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Well if time travel is allowed (and someone said no), then Dr. Dominic deserves a vote!

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This one is so easy and no one got it yet

http://www.prisonpotpourri.com/ROYAL...rdegren.ap.jpg

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Clearly Bono.

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Assuming athletes are allowed: Matt Stajan.

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This thread is not complete until someone says Scott Sapp.

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Wilt Chamberlain...No further explanation required...

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Arnold.

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Being Arnold is too high a price to pay to be Arnold.