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BCPVP 12-06-2005 03:07 AM

Re: if you could trade places with one celebrity...
 
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brad pitt


you could get panties dropped instantly and that would be sick.

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Pitt specifically for who's panties he's dropping! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Landon_McFly 12-06-2005 03:08 AM

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Kanye West

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You could do so much better.

I'm half-black, so I'll pick a white guy and a black guy

Black Guy - Usher

White Guy - Johnny Depp

There isn't a woman on this planet who would turn down sex with either of these men. Just ask any girl.

BTW: If they say no they're obviously lying

Crveballin 12-06-2005 03:11 AM

Re: if you could trade places with one celebrity...
 
Charlie Sheen, because this is what you get to come home to:

http://media.santabanta.com/gallery/...ichards17e.jpg


http://luvtheboobs.com/celebs/Denise...1366991724.jpg

craig r 12-06-2005 03:15 AM

Re: if you could trade places with one celebrity...
 
Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

Blarg 12-06-2005 03:16 AM

Re: if you could trade places with one celebrity...
 
I'm not even sure Johnny Depp qualifies as a man anymore. Is it his salary?

From Pirates of the Carribean where he bizarrely fruited it up to the full-on Michael Jackson of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory(and neither of these roles seemed to need a flaming touch or benefit by it at all), he seems to be going on a public exploration of some private fantasies or something. It doesn't seem like it has anything to do with the characters he's portraying, and just seems like a repeated bizarre choice.

I actually have liked Johnny Depp before, for his willingness to take on unusual roles. Now it seems he's not so much taking on unusual roles as taking on relatively ordinary roles and weirding them out.

Landon_McFly 12-06-2005 03:16 AM

Re: if you could trade places with one celebrity...
 
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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I believe so.

Regardless, I think Sheen's a douchebag and I'd rather just be her and touch myself all day long

Dantes 12-06-2005 03:17 AM

Re: if you could trade places with one celebrity...
 
I don't even like jolie but the answer is obviously brad effing pitt. I mean cmon.

To the OP: you wanna trade places with a girl? So you can get banged by hot guys? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Blarg 12-06-2005 03:18 AM

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As beautiful a woman as you could get, good call.

The kid screwed up his life big time in a lot of ways, but he's had such a cushiony lucky existence that it pretty much didn't matter what he did, bouncing back was assured. Definitely a charmed life.

Too bad he blew it with such an impossibly beautiful woman.

istewart 12-06-2005 03:18 AM

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

craig r 12-06-2005 03:20 AM

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Aren't they divorced now? If so, how do I know this?

craig

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I loled.

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This isn't the first time this happened today either. I barely watch T.V., so I must get this stuff when I am signing into hotmail or something. Today, my wife says, "I didn't know that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachae (sp?) broke up." I respond, "You didn't know that?", in a shocked tone.

craig


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