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augie00 12-25-2005 12:53 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Best gimmick account ever. If this is a gimmick account. If it's not it should be.

uncleshady 12-25-2005 01:08 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

lighterjobs 12-25-2005 02:15 AM

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Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

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i [censored] love you.

SoftcoreRevolt 12-25-2005 03:35 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
The jerk store called and they are all outta you.

bobbyi 12-25-2005 09:38 PM

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Is this thread filled with that second and third level sarcasm I have heard so much about?

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Absolutely not.

CallMeIshmael 12-26-2005 12:14 AM

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

[/ QUOTE ]

This is perhaps the best post of all time.

12-26-2005 02:52 AM

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One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants.

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When was the last time you were around another guy and he farted OUT of his pants?

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He could have been an alter boy you never know

shant 12-26-2005 07:47 AM

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Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"

And I go, "I have my sex life."

Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9"

And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled.

I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing.

Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN."

[/ QUOTE ]

This is perhaps the best post of all time.

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It's close between all 3 of his posts in this thread.

1800GAMBLER 12-26-2005 11:43 AM

Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
 
There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

JinX11 12-26-2005 08:49 PM

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There is nothing in the world funnier than back in the days of school you and friends all trying to stop yourself laughing at something then someone farts because of laughing and everyone just ends up in tears laughing.

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...and farting.


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