Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
 

I'll start: Couch cushions. I put a bag of crisco in between them. My couch is good in bed.

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That would be her pooper, Bob.

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I put a bag of crisco in between them.

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Crisco comes in a bag now?

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I put a bag of crisco in between them.

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Crisco comes in a bag now?

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No, you put crisco in a sandwich bag, or in my case, a 40 gallon trash bag, and then go to town on that.

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Lois Griffin: Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that!
Peter Griffin: Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night.
[Flashback]
Peter Griffin: Come on Lois, move or something! Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow.
[Flashforward]
Lois Griffin: Peter, I stayed at my mother's that night.
Peter Griffin: Oh

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Your Mom.

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Your Mom.

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Wow, creative!

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Wow, creative!

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Yea. I'm pretty sure being "creative" about finding new things to [censored] isn't really a good thing.

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There's a site that lists a bunch of these homemade sex toys. BTW, I admire your candor.

Freakin

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When I was 13ish I took one of the dice shakers from our Parcheesi game and soaked it in water hoping it would simulate a blowjob.

-Michael