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andyfox 12-29-2005 10:42 PM

Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
From one of the toilet stalls at 4:45 PM:

"Mr. Johnson? This is Dave, the notary for your trust deed for tonight. How are you? Good, good. Just a couple of things; first, I want to confirm that we're on for tonight. Second, I just want to let you know I'm running a little late. Would 7:30 be OK? Great, thanks, see you then."

Running a little late, maybe; more likely running a little bad.

ZenMusician 12-29-2005 11:40 PM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
[ QUOTE ]
From one of the toilet stalls at 4:45 PM:

"Mr. Johnson? *grunt* This is Dave, the notary for your trust deed for tonight. *ploop* How are you? Good, good. Just a couple of things; *ehhh* first, I want to confirm that we're on for tonight. *aaaah* Second, *fart* I just want to let you know I'm running a little late. *mmmmp* Would 7:30 be OK? Great, thanks, see you then."

Running a little late, maybe; more likely badly having the runs.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

-ZEN

Bulbarainey 12-30-2005 12:30 AM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
more like gambling probs

Ray Zee 12-30-2005 12:57 AM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
andy perhaps you may want to spend your casino time more productively.

12-30-2005 01:23 AM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
[ QUOTE ]
Mr. Johnson

[/ QUOTE ]

So, a guy's talkin' to his pecker?

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andyfox 12-30-2005 02:44 AM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
The time I spent in the restroom today was more productive than the time I spent at the table. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

highlife 12-30-2005 03:15 AM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
[ QUOTE ]
andy perhaps you may want to spend your casino time more productively.

[/ QUOTE ]

zing!

RydenStoompala 12-30-2005 12:55 PM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
[ QUOTE ]
Quote:
Mr. Johnson



So, a guy's talkin' to his pecker?

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Makes more sense than calling the wife.

Rick Nebiolo 12-30-2005 01:09 PM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
I thought "talking to Mr. Johnson" was a euphemism for the times your girlfriend wanted to give you a BJ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

~ Rick

PokerCad 12-30-2005 05:00 PM

Re: Overheard in the Commerce Rest Room
 
DAMN COMMERCE FOOD,,,,,,,lol


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