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jaxUp 12-22-2005 08:17 PM

Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
wanted to get you
something special for christmas
but you are a whore

diebitter 12-22-2005 08:22 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Some Chlamydia?
Could you give her that? The gift
that keeps on giving!

jaxUp 12-22-2005 08:27 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
we broke up in March
but you'll still get a present
I did not pull out

12-22-2005 08:53 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Reciprocal gift:
You get hit with child support
(You should have pulled out)

12-22-2005 10:04 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
To avoid support
Hire hit man for seven bills
Positive EV

Reef 12-22-2005 10:20 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
So I was thinking
If you wanted your revenge
Have sex with her mom

jaxUp 12-22-2005 10:23 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
that was the reason
we broke up in the first place
oh well. Sister's next.

12-22-2005 10:24 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Her mom is on rag
Oh well, you know what to do
SIIHP

Peter666 12-22-2005 10:33 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
I got you a gift
It is a big surprise: AIDS!
Merry Christmas, bitch

12-22-2005 10:42 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Positive EV
But unpleasant variance -
Ass-rape in prison.

moose47 12-22-2005 10:57 PM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Cumming on your face
It will happen again soon
Don't sleep on your back

PokerFink 12-23-2005 12:41 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
This thread is funny
But I have nothing to add
Involving exes

Los Feliz Slim 12-23-2005 12:55 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
So much anger here.
Remember Say Anything
and think "Bitches, man."

jaxUp 12-23-2005 12:58 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
thanks for the naked
pictue you sent me last year
-posted on my blog

DMBFan23 12-23-2005 01:17 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
you: a one night stand
thought you gave me herpes but
just an ingrown hair

12-23-2005 01:23 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward.

kyro 12-23-2005 03:03 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
[ QUOTE ]
Unfortunately, I don't have a haiku to add. I'd just like to say this thread is awesome. While reading them I laughed almost as hard as when I read the Chuck Norris forward.

[/ QUOTE ]

It is my belief
that you should receive one *
for this stupid post

PokerFink 12-23-2005 03:12 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
pics of girlfriend nude
have to be posted on oot
tagged N.S.F.W.

smoore 12-23-2005 03:22 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
I thought you loved me
You should rot in hell for this
How does my knife taste?

12-23-2005 04:02 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
it is my belief
that you should soon receive a
kick to your bitch ass

12-23-2005 04:36 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Do we still want pics
No matter what she looks like?
I fear for my eyes.

PokerFink 12-23-2005 04:51 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Of course we want pics
If they are hot, thats awesome
If not, trainwreck fun

mantasm 12-23-2005 04:54 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
MEAT MEAT MEAT BONE BONE
MEAT BONE MYSPACE DOT COM MEAT
BONE BONE MEAT BONE MEAT

wdeadwyler 12-23-2005 04:57 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
I think that you should
Post pics with contact info
We'll stalk her OOT style

jaxUp 12-23-2005 05:03 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
I'm sorry to say
that OP was just a joke
We're still together

PokerFink 12-23-2005 05:07 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
But I bet you have
Nude pictures of this girlfriend
Make it up to us

WackityWhiz 12-23-2005 05:13 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
WTF HAPPENED???
DID YOU EAT THE WHOLE TIME I
WAS AT COLLEGE??? DAMN!!!


http://photos-170.facebook.com/n6/17...51170_2135.jpg

jaxUp 12-23-2005 05:23 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
not spectacular
and not all that revealing
but it's all you get

2.
if anybody
finds a way to link her here
please don't or I'm fuckd

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...up/sexy005.jpg

3.
the poor quality
I apologize for, but
it's all that I have

diebitter 12-23-2005 05:36 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
[ QUOTE ]
not spectacular
and not all that revealing
but it's all you get

2.
if anybody
finds a way to link her here
please don't or I'm fuckd

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...up/sexy005.jpg

3.
the poor quality
I apologize for, but
it's all that I have

[/ QUOTE ]

This is quite awesome!
ya lucky bugger! merry
christmas, go do her!

(Edit: now fixed)

12-23-2005 05:36 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
This pic makes up for
The fact I can now only
Think in haiku form.*

*This is true. I just found myself thinking, "I wish he would call," and then checking to see if that had 5 syllables... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

jaxUp 12-23-2005 05:40 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

diebitter 12-23-2005 05:46 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
[ QUOTE ]
apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[/ QUOTE ]

You are quite correct
I have remedied this fault,
got any more then? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

jaxUp 12-23-2005 05:52 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
apparently, you
missed the other 25
posts in haiku form

[/ QUOTE ]

You are quite correct
I have remedied this fault,
got any more then? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

there are some others
remaining on my hard drive
for my eyes only

12-23-2005 06:24 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
It's that time of year
Christmas joy is in the air
Hope you die slow hoe

wdeadwyler 12-23-2005 06:32 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
Christmas is for all
Except for Jewish people
They killed our true lord

12-23-2005 06:36 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
You should be spending
Your time convincing jaxUp
To cough up those pics!

12-23-2005 06:55 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
[ QUOTE ]
Christmas is for all
Except for Jewish people
They killed our true lord

[/ QUOTE ]

Half Christian half Jew
So I'm somewhat conflicted
Merry Chrismakah!

jaxUp 12-23-2005 09:32 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
edited because
i realized this haiku
lacked Christmas content

diebitter 12-23-2005 10:26 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
okay, do doggy
get the snaps with your mobile,
and then post here please.


(PS. This means ALL of you guys)

PocketJokers72 12-23-2005 10:56 AM

Re: Christmas Haiku for an ex-gf
 
I never again
shall invade her pooper, nor
her mangled meat flaps


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