What do you say to Hellmuth?
 

You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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"Hee-haw"

Re: What do you say to Hellmuth?
 

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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"Hee-haw"

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I second that, its pure genious!

Re: What do you say to Hellmuth?
 

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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Pull my JOPKE hat out of my pocket and put it on, and ask how UB has been going lately

Re: What do you say to Hellmuth?
 

Why do you feel compelled to say anything?

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stick it in your pooper you bonified bubblehead.

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I'd ask him who he is.

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El burro sabe mas que tu.

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If I did say something, it would be along the lines of, "Lick me in the bad part of my ass."

But that wouldn't just be reserved for Hellmuth.

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You're playing in the ME at a table with Hellmuth. He criticizes your play and calls you a donkey. What do you do/say?

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Umm...nothing? Just play poker.