Haiku 3: Angry Haiku
 

The name and sex haikus were reasonable successes, I reckon, and brought out the artistic side of OOT. So howzabout angry haiku? What is annoying you right now, how angry do you feel - whatever. Take it as a broad brief.

Here's mine, to get it rolling:

Circumstance, distance,
duty, ethics, worse still, hope,
so rattles my cage!

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On freeway again.
Motherfvcker cut me off!
Die, you piece of sh1t!

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Yo [censored] you [censored] you
[censored] you [censored] you you're cool
and [censored] you I'm out.

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Lion King! WTF?
You have got to be kidding!
Jungle Book must rule!

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Missing warmer times
The [censored] am I here, wondering
Will the rain ever end?

GoT

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People chatting loud
Won’t leave me the hell alone
Why can’t they sit down?

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Where is my purple?
Taken from me in the night
I am now pissed off

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Fall has brought parties
With them a lot of tools; leave
My house you dumbass.

GoT

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Moving household day
Many boxes, little time
My toothbrush is gone.

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Lion King! WTF?


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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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fury starves distress
charred soul drowned by lunacy
suffering Winter


My home is not now
greedy, whoring bitch--Keep it.
I do not like you

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Lion King! WTF?


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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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Some dufuses can't
say words instead of letters
I blame hard drugs here.

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It's [censored] cold out
traffic is pissing me off
what a boring life.

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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

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I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

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Neighbor is outside
Way too early for small talks
Shut up! Go away!

(I actually have nice neighbors, just too chatty)

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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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These things matter not
In this, the greatest of verse.
Let the morae flow.

GoT

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I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

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I know what you mean
People are just annoying
I give you some love [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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My wee toddler child
You know how much I love you.
Please be quiet now.

(inspired by mslif's neighbors)

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I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

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Your inverted words
Betray, with you backward clock,
Your foreign birth sir.

GoT

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I'm so tired now
The tiniest of things piss
me just the hell off.

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Your inverted words
Betray, with you backward clock,
Your foreign birth sir.

GoT

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What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

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What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

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Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

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What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

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Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

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I give. POTD.

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What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

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Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

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The Backwards Talking
Master of this feat am I
Train Jedi, I do.

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/charac...da/yoda-13.jpg

I am such a dork
Posting junk online all day
Someone please kill me

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Great, another dumb
haiku thread by diebitter
what a fool that one.

Swede

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(My day so far, in haiku)

Cozy bed, so warm
alarm clock buzzes loudly
SHAJEN PULVERIZE

My anger rises
must smash stupid BMW
Cut me off again

Coffee is too hot
scalded my tongue and mouth
[censored] this, I'm leaving.

Hunger pangs growing
Must eat something or perish
Time for a lunch thread?

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Great, another dumb
haiku thread by diebitter
what a fool that one.

Swede

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Who is more foolish?
The fool that starts the haiku
or the follower?

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Great, another dumb
haiku thread by diebitter
what a fool that one.

Swede

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who is more foolish
the fool that starts the haiku
or the follower?

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Definitely
the starter, though I admit
I'm a fool as well

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What the hell you say?
Yank Doodle Dandy am I
Backwards talk and all.

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Your being a yank
Makes you all the more foreign,
For I am yellow.

GoT

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The Backwards Talking
Master of this feat am I
Train Jedi, I do.

http://www.sith.nl/multimedia/charac...da/yoda-13.jpg

I am such a dork
Posting junk online all day
Someone please kill me

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A gimmick account
Would have made this joke funny
Laziness fills me

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Outdrawn fifteen times
Out of sixteen; WTF?
Feels like yesterday.

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Stuck at work now, poop
I want to go home and play
This pisses me off

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Stop your damn crying
You knew I liked my sex rough
That ain't new, baby

LLL

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My boss is stupid
A lazy ignorant fool
I hope they fire you

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I am now serene
but thought this might piss off some,
in the name of Art.

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torment fills my soul
madness strains to be unleashed
wreaks havoc on all

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who is diebitter?
trying to take haiku throne
do not mess with me

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I must have slept through...
When was the coronation?
I'll just stand. And wait.

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this King went for days
posting only in haiku
you are puny bitch

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Well, Blue bloods get tired,
Us mongrels got the staying,
just rest up, don't fret.

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Must I remind you,
The Yugoslavian pwns.
Two benjis homey.

Yugoslav

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read sex haiku thread,
know your place in line and try
not to cry too loud.