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HopeydaFish 09-26-2005 04:18 PM

Privacy while laying cable
 
In the spirit of all the dump-related questions recently...

My friends think I'm weird because I refuse to piss or take a dump in front of my girlfriend. If I'm in the washroom, the door is always locked. I also refuse to go in the washroom when she's in there on the can.

However, I have friends who have no problem with brushing their teeth while their SO sits on the can laying cable two feet away.

I think there are things that you don't need to see your SO doing, and sitting on the can is one of them.

Slow Play Ray 09-26-2005 04:21 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
girls don't poop.

dtbog 09-26-2005 04:23 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
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laying cable

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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?

tdarko 09-26-2005 04:30 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
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I hate this euphemism. Thoughts?


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me too, and this was when it was used correctly (when referring to sex).

Shajen 09-26-2005 04:31 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
The correct terminology is

negotiating the release of some hostages

or

taking the browns to the super bowl.

or

dropping some kids off at the pool.

dtbog 09-26-2005 04:32 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
"if you cannot see it, there is no poop".

words of wisdom from an age-old SIIHP thread

Los Feliz Slim 09-26-2005 04:33 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
My wife doesn't even like dropping a deuce while I'm in the house.

tdarko 09-26-2005 04:34 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
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dropping the cosby's off at the pool.


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dtbog 09-26-2005 04:34 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
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My wife doesn't even like dropping a deuce while I'm in the house.

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I had a friend that would run water from the sink to produce background noise when she -- as she called it -- 'tinkled'.

bravos1 09-26-2005 04:34 PM

Re: Privacy while laying cable
 
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My wife doesn't even like dropping a deuce while I'm in the house.

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LOL.. my wife and I don't even bother shutting the door unless we have company over.


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