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Ace Jackson woke suddenly. Something in the air around him felt wrong. His pulse raced as he sat up in bed and lit a cigarette.
Slowly the room came into focus.

(Your turn)

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Ace Jackson woke suddenly. Something in the air around him felt wrong. His pulse raced as he sat up in bed and lit a cigarette.
Slowly the room came into focus.

(Your turn)

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and Ace saw the most terrifying thing ever... a faulty gas line. His cigarette ignited the swarming ball of gas that hovered around him like BO on a wrestler. Joe is dead, but his spirit lives on...

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Thankfully, he had created several horcuxes to keep his soul rooted to the Earth rather than pass to the afterlife. He had learned this advanced piece of dark magic from an old friend at school. The Earth-rooted sould of Ace decided to hide in a forest in Oregon hoping for some unfortunate sould to come across him.

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Ace got what he had hoped for.
The Oregon woods were a favorite spot of bored teenagers looking to smoke pot and fornicate after school. Chosing a host to recieve his immortal soul was going to be pure ecstacy for Ace.

Ace saw his target....

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Ace saw his target....

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...and she was freakin' fabulous

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Thus he entered her. It was as if he was pounded in by the dark magix - like the gentle rain pounding a storm-battered coast, and like a hammer pounding a nail.

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sidenote... mmmm batter

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After several hours of exploring his new body, Ace began to walk back into town with vengence on his mind

(this better not turn into a recap of chuddo thread)

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and wondered if today was the day, that he banishes his fear of 5 year olds. He knew it was recess and thought...

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...time to go [censored] some kids.