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arod15 11-11-2005 02:03 AM

How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
I went to a strip bar for the first time in like 3 years
It cost me 20$ for a lap dance which was 1 song long!
WTF Im drunk and that still a lot. At least the bitch was hot. She was half black half asian with Tig O BIttes Thick calves. She was money. Anyway what is the going rate for a lap dance in your city. Please state city, cost, and if it includes a happy ending.....

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Reef 11-11-2005 02:05 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
Idaho/Washington state line, no happy ending.. You can either get a 20, 35, or 50 for 2 songs.

arod15 11-11-2005 02:06 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
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Idaho/Washington state line, no happy ending.. You can either get a 20, 35, or 50 for 2 songs.

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man inflations just wrong....

J-Lo 11-11-2005 02:19 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
never been to a strip club, but just one around the area called, "for your eyes only"

so, how do u "buy" a lap dance... after they get done performing on stage, they walk by and u tell 'em u want a lap performance... how does the price come about? Do u give 'em just whatever? do u do it before or after the dance? What if u want another song?

Warik 11-11-2005 02:21 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
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Please state city, cost, and if it includes a happy ending.....

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- Miami.

- $25.00

- When I used to go (been sober for almost 4 months now!), one particular girl would always finish me off. The other ones only let me suck their titties and finger them.

Miami strip clubs ftw.

Warik 11-11-2005 02:23 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
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they walk by and u tell 'em u want a lap performance... how does the price come about? Do u give 'em just whatever? do u do it before or after the dance? What if u want another song?

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Yeah you just tell them you want a lap/private dance when they come by. Prices depend on the club. If you want another song you just tell her to keep going for another song. You typically pay at the end. Keep count otherwise you might get pwned by a dishonest chick.

Oh... and if the club is fairly empty and she declines to give you a dance, then YSSCKY... I will let others explain why. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

IHateKeithSmart 11-11-2005 02:25 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
I have been to strip clubs in most major cities in the US (sorry, I'm a consultant). 98% of the time it is $20/song, so you didn't get ripped off.

Cheapest ever was $5. I was in Atlanta with time to kill after being flown in for a job interview, and the sign out front said '$5 lap dances'. I figured, what the hell.

BCPVP 11-11-2005 02:25 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
When I did it, I gave the money to the "bartender" lady and she gave me this ticket stub. I gave the ticket to the stripper and got the dance. It was meh (ok girl, not the greatest dance, weird song: I Stand Alone by Godsmack). I assume the stripper cashes in the tickets she gets for her cut at the end of the day.

PokerBob 11-11-2005 02:27 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
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Please state city, cost, and if it includes a happy ending.....

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- Miami.

- $25.00

- When I used to go (been sober for almost 4 months now!), one particular girl would always finish me off. The other ones only let me suck their titties and finger them.

Miami strip clubs ftw.

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um, i think you were at whore houses, not strip clubs.

Warik 11-11-2005 02:30 AM

Re: How much for a Lap Dance with no Happy ending?
 
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um, i think you were at whore houses, not strip clubs.

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Is there a difference? heh

Nah... wasn't a whore house. Regular club.


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