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WhoIam 11-18-2005 06:27 PM

Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
I'm pretty good at meeting girls at bars and parties and bringing them back to my/their place. We'll fool around and everything will be going great but it seems like I'm not going all the way as often as I could or should. I've thought about this and I think part of it might be that I'm being too nice and should maybe be pushier when it comes getting what I want. Obviously there's a line between being aggressive and being a complete [censored] or sexual assaulter. It's just been my experience that a lot of girls don't want to come accross as total sluts and will say things like "I don't know" or "I think we should stop" when really they just want me to f*ck their brains out. Anyone have any tips/techniques/lines they use for what I call "converting third downs?"

Note for non-Americans: In American (and I think Canadian) football, you have 4 attempts, or "downs" to move the football 10 yards. 3rd down is one of the toughest situations in football because if you fail to "convert" and get a first down, you almost always have to punt or kick a field goal instead of going for a touchdown.

housenuts 11-18-2005 06:29 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
just go for the long ball and if she stops you, then punt her out.

btw: 3 downs in canadian football

diebitter 11-18-2005 06:30 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
1) Concentrate on stimulating safer erogenous areas. Knees, lower thigh, hair, back of neck shoulders, arms, hands.

2) Tease around the breasts without going for nipples, make her want you to touch them.

3) More alcohol, dimmer lighting, cool, sexy jazz or similar.

4) don't talk or say sorry, keep kissing and respect their wishes for a small time, at least.

PS. There seems to be a trend of n000bs asking 'hook up with girls/do this/do that' stuff.

Am I being stupid answering these - is it just a troll?

HopeydaFish 11-18-2005 07:01 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
You need to move quicker. Your problem is that they're becoming sober because you're taking so long.

swede123 11-18-2005 07:06 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
Are you typically in the red zone when running into these problems? How good, compared to average, are your special teams? If you fail to convert on the third down, and are faced with fourth and inches, do you typically throw caution to the wind and go for it on fourth?

I've never heard this expression before, and I must say it's a pretty poor description of the situation. I much prefer the tried and true baseball analogies when talking about pussy.

Swede

Landon_McFly 11-18-2005 07:09 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
Buy better rufees

housenuts 11-18-2005 07:12 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
tell her you won't bang her because you don't like doing that on the first night. then she'll want you to and you can finally "cave in"

grabdemankles 11-18-2005 07:33 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
A good ground game, leaving you in short yardage situations, opening up the play action on those critical third downs.

swede123 11-18-2005 07:38 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
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A good ground game, leaving you in short yardage situations, opening up the play action on those critical third downs.

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Spoken like a true Callahan-hating Nebraska fan.

Swede

cdxx 11-18-2005 07:40 PM

Re: Tips for \"converting 3rd downs\"
 
tell her to wait and sit for a minute while you post on the internet a sports analogy you just thought of. there's a small chance she'll feel bored and take matters into her own hands.


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