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Get a house with a 50 car garage filled with every car from gone in 60 seconds

Hire the iron chefs (american and japanese) to cook me meals to my random whims

Bring back the concorde... for personal use... at my own airstrip

put a billion dollars on red

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First of all I would hire Jessica Alba. She would accompany me everywhere. Her job would be to interact with people on my behalf. I would whisper what I wanted to say into her ear, and she would then tell the person. When they responded she would relay the message by whispering it in my ear as sexily as possible, and hopefully putting one of her hands anywhere on my body. I hope that this service costs less than 99% of the money, however if it takes every last penny well that's life.

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You know all those enron and worldcom types who bought stupid stuff with the billions they stole? cars, houses, gold umbrella holders? You know what I would do if I had that much money? I would hire a beautiful girl, give her full benefits, a great salary, and she would.....wash my balls all day. walk around, srcub scrub, play tennis, scrub wash, etc. And I would meet with my ex worldcom and enron ceos and they would say "what the hell is that?" And I would say "its my personal ball washer. What did you buy, a new house!??? HAHAHAHAH!!"

(obviously a bad paraphrasing of Lewis Black, but its still funny)

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New socks every day for life.

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he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left to show for the money, no assets, nothing! It was a pretty crazy month!

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I always hated this movie because of how insanely easy this would have been in real life. How long would it take you to spend $30,000,000? Two hours tops? Where is the nearest super expensive art gallery and can I borrow a match. There, 30mil gone now give me my $300,000,000

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Did you even see that movie? One of the rules was something along the line that you can't destroy anything of heritable value. (I think that was the term)

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They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican.

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you're winning the dumbest person in oot award today i think.

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What would you do if you had $2,000,000,000 just given to you no strings attached

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absolutely nothing.

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I hate to fly, so I'd buy 3 of the most expensive tour buses available. Then I'd fill 2 of them with armed body guards, and 1 with me and multiple strippers and some of my lucky friends.

Of course, we'd get tired of the strippers we had, so we'd travel across the country, nay, the world (our buses would go on ships that I would also purchase) and purchase other stippers from new clubs and drop the old ones off. The whole time they would be stripping or dancing and if not doing either they would be finger banging one another.

I'd then purchase everything on craig's list, including craig's list so that no one could use the site anymore.

I'd hire a bunch of lawyers, lobbyists, and people to start iniatiatives so I could create laws that I saw fit. I would also use these people to bitch slap anyone who had a ring tone on their cell phone I found unfit, then use them to protect me from litigation.

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Did you even see that movie? One of the rules was something along the line that you can't destroy anything of heritable value. (I think that was the term)

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I haven't seent his movie in a long time, but wouldn't destroying a painting be the same as what he did with the valuble stamps?

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I'd send it to a person living in a 3rd world nation. Then watch as the countries economy collapses upon itself due to extreme inflation.

muhahahahaha.