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sounds like she might have been flirting with you in the beginning and you let it esclate into something awful. buy her a bottle of wine and tell her "lets start over" and maybe things will be fine for both of you.
since you have nothing going maybe you might even have a slim chance to get some

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We appear to have found yet another area where Ray's advice is correct.

This really does all simplify down to "don't be a jackass", but that seems a little too much to ask.

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if waitress B is new i think you shouldve looked at things from her viewpoint. she wouldnt know you were a special regular customer and was probably just trying to do her job. but later on i think shes just trying to be an ass because you talked down to the 'princess b1tch'.

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About two weeks later I'm there to celebrate a friend's birthday and I buy him and some other friends a shot. Then later the birthday boy asks me to do a shot w/ him and at the end of the night when I ask Waitress B for my tab, I see that the second shots are on my tab also. I didn't even want to do those shots (it was a White Rabbit--Jim Beam and milk) so I also didn't want to pay for them.

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this strikes me as cheap, especially considering it is your friends bday. also, try carrying some cash with you, it is liberating!

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I stopped reading at the part where you made a huge scene about being billed for a couple of shots that you shared with a friend ON HIS BIRTHDAY.

Jesus.

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The fact that you dont have a * for this post is damn near miraculous. Mayhaps Astro hasnt gotten around to his daily culling.

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This is true. As a young man who is hip, cool, and also on the down low, I'm a favorite of the bar staff and especially the door men.


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Not that I know you, but did you really mean to say this? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Re: \"I wouldn\'t piss on you if you were on fire\"
 

Call in the morning-time and complain you had a really terrible waitress to the manager.

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To use the vernacular of our the day, this is really "weaksauce". You have already demonstrated the repeated ability to walk out on tabs; and this waitress is just doing her job. Who do you think pays for the tabs that people walk out on?

I don't care how often you frequent this place, or how much money you bring in, but you acted like an ass, and you should sincerely apologize to her.

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Talk to the manager/owner if you like the place. The manager/owner wants to keep the regulars happy and you are not out of line but she is breaking your balls.

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You've got your panties in a bunch because a waitress wants either cash or a credit card when you order a drink?

Because of past history, to her you're a worse risk than a total stranger, not to mention the guy who "wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire".

So yeah, try to get her fired or something.