Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

Civilization IV, 5-handed
Hero is dealt a Gunship.
Hero sends Gunship to Villian.
Villian shows Archers.
Hero attacks.
Villian defends.
Archers destroy Hero's gunship.

This is the baddest beat of my life. How the hell does a modern, heavily armored helicopter get shot down by godamn arrows!? I DUNNO HOW THESE [censored] FISH KEEP CALLING DOWN WITH INFERIOR HOLDINGS AND DRAWING OUT ON ME. WTF WTF ARE THE ODDS? THIS [censored] IS SO DAMN RIGGED.

Civilization IV is like electronic crack.

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

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Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

The archers could be fortified in a city, or your gunship could be really hurt, which makes it weaker in combat.

Also, the p*ker terms are a big no-no on this forum.

Edit: *

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

You obviously dont know anything about civilization. Did you want the archers to not try to fight your helicopter? That copter getting shot down is good because now he's going to think its a smart idea to keep fighting with the archers.

I get happy when my helicopters are shot down by archers...

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

First, funny. When I laugh out loud at a post, I am happy.

Second, I saw the attack, and I'm pretty sure those arrows had those plastique explosive tips. Robin Hood capped one of those babies in your fuel tank, and that was that.

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

I predict this thread will be the new baddest beat of your life

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

Don't mess with the
http://civfanatics.com/civ4/info/units/unit0108.jpg
n00b.

And I know what you mean with the Civ4 = Electronic Crack comment.

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

ok, even a teetering barely alive gunship with only a sword and a pair of matches should beat an archer.

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

[censored] the haters. I laughed. I haven't played the new Civ yet, but I have fond memories of my Panzers dieing at the hands of ancient spearman from Civ3.

Also, this trend of posts consisting entirely of "*" is gay as hell.

Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life
 

this game has consumed my life, too