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tonypaladino 11-14-2005 06:37 AM

How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
Sponger posted this in the First Time thread:

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I have a friend who had sex with his girlfriend when he was 12. He had never jacked off before.


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I didn't start until very late. I was 15 when I first spanked the monkey. How old were you?

diebitter 11-14-2005 06:37 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
13 (I shagged before this though)

And I was under the impression I was a late starter!

11-14-2005 06:39 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
12

Vavavoom 11-14-2005 06:41 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
I'm sure I was 15/16 or so.....

I'm positive I've made up for this indiscretion though....

MyTurn2Raise 11-14-2005 06:44 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
I remember 8th grade as the time...I must've been 12-13

diebitter 11-14-2005 06:44 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
You use 'wank' in Merka?

And the correct term is 'wanked' or 'wanked off'.

Or
bash the bishop
jerkin the gherkin
slap little Johnny behind his German helmet
flob up
Cough up the yoghurt
clean the pipes
sryinge the sticky white love-piss
blahblahblahblah...

whiskeytown 11-14-2005 06:56 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
I don't remember how old, but I remember how it happened -

I knew the basics, but didn't think to put them into practice. and then one night my package seems to itch really bad, and I"m itching vigorously...

It's like I was scratching this maddening itch and then suddenly, bam, whoops, there I went and done it. Must have been something similar yet different to an itch.

I was not yet the masterful speed demon you see today. I was still the initiate.

RB

tonypaladino 11-14-2005 07:01 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
Ah, I remember how mine happened.

I was in Bed on a saturday night watching Howard Stern, and this girl was on talking about how she was in a motel room with Marv Albert, and when Howard asked her what happened she said that he took her face lotion and rubbed his dick up and down with it. So I'm like "that sounds fun", grabbed some lotion from the cabinet and went at it.

This is so much more interesting then the story of how I lost my virginity unfortunatly.... hey I got an idea for a thread.

JackWilson 11-14-2005 07:17 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

tonypaladino 11-14-2005 07:18 AM

Re: How old were you when you first wanked it?
 
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I was 8 years old. My cousin showed me how. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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female or male???


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