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private joker 09-29-2005 06:17 PM

Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
You know, in case you were wondering who would win.

Link

Attention: This link takes you to a live journal that has 4 still images of a cow fighting two dogs. There is nothing offensive unless you are sensitive to animals fighting each other and getting wounded. There is no audio on the web page.

(Am I going to have to put this disclaimer in every link I post now?)

09-29-2005 06:21 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
cow can take a lot of damage, but dogs can only take a few huge hits. I say cow.

im not sure if it shows who won. is that dog dead or just down?

private joker 09-29-2005 06:22 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
[ QUOTE ]
cow can take a lot of damage, but dogs can only take a few huge hits. I say cow.

im not sure if it shows who won. is that dog dead or just down?

[/ QUOTE ]

I think the winner is pretty clear. This is a pwning.

2+2 wannabe 09-29-2005 06:23 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
[ QUOTE ]
cow can take a lot of damage, but dogs can only take a few huge hits. I say cow.

im not sure if it shows who won. is that dog dead or just down?

[/ QUOTE ]

I think it's safe to say the dogs got pwn3d

that third picture is hilarious

daveymck 09-29-2005 06:23 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
THe third picture looks like the dog is flying cant see how it got where it is looking at the cow it cant of kicked it.

Cancer Merchant 09-29-2005 06:28 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
Dogs win, with the help of their stalwart ally, Man.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0329_small.jpg

Patrick del Poker Grande 09-29-2005 06:30 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
Very nice.

Mercantides 09-29-2005 06:34 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
That's a bull.

private joker 09-29-2005 06:37 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
[ QUOTE ]
THe third picture looks like the dog is flying cant see how it got where it is looking at the cow it cant of kicked it.

[/ QUOTE ]

The third picture is a quick continuation of the second. The cow obviously whips its head to the right, flicking off the dog, which had been holding onto the cow's face with its mouth. The dog loses its grip and goes sailing through the air away from the cow, towards the right and back of the frame. The position of its body is making you think the dog is going forward -- it's not; it's going to the side.

09-29-2005 06:39 PM

Re: Cow vs. Dogs: Deathmatch
 
Well I now have a much higher opinion of cows, if that helps. Let's try some better ones, cow vs. three cobras, two cows vs a rhinocerous, or cow vs. horse.


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