Hilarity at Wynn (Very OT and Lame)
 

This is for those who are as bored as I am right now and have nothing better to do than read a little anecdote.

I was playing at Wynn tonight and as I was leaving I saw the coolest thing. It was about 2 AM and I was walking past 2 security guards walking behind 2 georgeous girls. One of them was acting all pissed and said why do there have to be so many fuking cops in this place. The guard said, because you have a fuking attitude. The girl turned around and tried to push the guard and he just grabbed her and continued escorting her out.

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then what happened?

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then he put her in handcuffs and showed her who's the boss

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I was at the Mirage once and this one guy was smoking a cigarette when another guy came up to him and asked him to stop smoking that cigarette. Well the guy who was smoking got all pissed off and was like "Who the hell are you to tell me what to do?", and then the other guy goes "Hey [censored] why don't you just put out your [censored] cigarette before I do something about it!" Then the other guy continued smoking the cigarette.

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I was bored at a 1/2nl table because I was only getting junk. I peaked at my cards, saw 44, sat up and pulled my chair closer. I look up and the guy across from me is staring like 'nice tell, buddy'.

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This is for those who are as bored as I am right now and have nothing better to do than read a little anecdote.

I was playing at Wynn tonight and as I was leaving I saw the coolest thing. It was about 2 AM and I was walking past 2 security guards walking behind 2 hookers. One of the hookers was acting all pissed and said why do there have to be so many fuking cops in this place. The guard said, because you have a fuking attitude. The hooker turned around and tried to push the guard and he just grabbed her and continued escorting her out.

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One time I was in Vegas and I was hungry so I said to this guy I was with, "Hey, I'm really hungry!" and he said, "Let's go get something to eat".

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I was playing at the Wynn. I had the urge to take a piss, so I got up and walked to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom and it has a door, so I go in through the door. I walk past the sinks and I find the urinals. Wow, lots of urinals. I pick one with the proper spacing away from the other pissing dudes and I unzip. I pull out my penis and I make with the peeing. La la la la la, time passes. I finish pissing. I shake off, put it back in my pants, and zip up. I walk to the sink and wash my hands. Time to head back to the table I think to myself and I leave the bathroom.

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I was playing at the Wynn. I had the urge to take a piss, so I got up and walked to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom and it has a door, so I go in through the door. I walk past the sinks and I find the urinals. Wow, lots of urinals. I pick one with the proper spacing away from the other pissing dudes and I unzip. I pull out my penis and I make with the peeing. La la la la la, time passes. I finish pissing. I shake off, put it back in my pants, and zip up. I walk to the sink and wash my hands. Time to head back to the table I think to myself and I leave the bathroom.

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How many shakes? Did you use soap?