The only time I played with Chuck Norris
 

So I'm at Commerce and Chuck Norris walks in and sits at my 4/8 table. We're 9 handed now. Chuck sits down and posts his BB.

I look down at KK UTG and I go to raise but Chuck Norris karate kicks the [censored] out of me.

Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
 

the lameness you exhibit in OOT is leaking to other fourms...

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Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
 

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the lameness you exhibit in OOT is leaking to other fourms...

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smoke and then read this thread. it gets way better.

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can't - I'm out....anyone got a contact in Mpls? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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the lameness you exhibit in OOT is leaking to other fourms...

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Gawdamighty! I got 6 lines! I can't make up my mind!

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Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
 

Why do you tease us by switching your avatar to something that isn't your face and then switch it back?

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again your originality is left wanting...

That was funny the first time - when Jimmy Stewart was a young boy.

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Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
 

On a scale of 1 to 10 your comebacks are AIDS.

Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
 

floater....like crap in the bottom of the toilet.

Nice handle. But hey, at least you can rise to the top SOMEWHERE.

None of this changes the fact it's a lame thread - a cry for attention based upon the success of Smoothcall's stories. Usually, post get deleted for that.

Go back to OOT.

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Re: The only time I played with Chuck Norris
 

You're lucky you didn't make direct eye contact - it could've been much worse.