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"spaceman"Bryce 04-24-2005 03:22 AM

Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
since i only seem to do anything half-way, whats the best thing to only partially complete?

sublime 04-24-2005 03:22 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
simotaneous (sp?) orgasms

jason_t 04-24-2005 03:40 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
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since i only seem to do anything half-way, whats the best thing to only partially complete?

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Blowjobs are good, no matter how far you go.

tdarko 04-24-2005 03:41 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
pancakes.

MEbenhoe 04-24-2005 03:41 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
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since i only seem to do anything half-way, whats the best thing to only partially complete?

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Blowjobs are good, no matter how far you go.

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What would be the fun in only going part way here?

Luzion 04-24-2005 03:53 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
pissing with a full bladder

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oh it burns, how it burns...

housenuts 04-24-2005 03:53 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
cooking a steak

gamblore99 04-24-2005 04:07 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
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since i only seem to do anything half-way, whats the best thing to only partially complete?

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Blowjobs are good, no matter how far you go.

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Wrong. If you don't finish there can be serious consequences. And serious pain.

housenuts 04-24-2005 04:09 AM

Re: Whats the best thing to do half-way?
 
this reminds me of a joke. i'll give the abridged version because i'm lazy.

man finds a magic lamp. rubs it. out comes a genie. genie grants him 3 wishes but the catch is, his arch-nemesis will receive double whatever he gets.

man thinks and asks for a beautiful woman to be his sex slave.
his arch-nemesis receives two beautiful women

for his second wish man asks for 10 million dollars
his arch-nemesis gets 20 million

man thinks and thinks
for his last wish he requests to be beaten half to death


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