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Ulysses 12-10-2005 09:58 PM

OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
$50 bet.

A5 v dealer 6. YES! DOUBLE IT BABY! 2!!!! YES!!!!

DEALER 9 YES A YES 4 WTF ARE YOU F'IN KIDDING ME?

Jack it up to $100 bet.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...er/ohjesus.jpg

soko 12-10-2005 10:07 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
I really suck at blackjack, but if the dealer is showing a 5 and you have two tens, wou;dn't you want to split?

Ulysses 12-10-2005 10:08 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
soko,

No.

2+2 wannabe 12-10-2005 10:08 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
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I really suck at blackjack, but if the dealer is showing a 5 and you have two tens, wou;dn't you want to split?

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WHY ARE YOU NOT DOUBLING DOWN ON THE FOURTH BEST HAND IN BLACKJACK WIRED JACKS YOU FISH YOU DESERVED TO LOSE MOVE DOWN YOU BONUS WHORING WEAK-TIGHT FISH

soko 12-10-2005 10:11 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
oh, in that case you should have pushed the flop instead of trying to slowplay.

12-10-2005 10:12 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
how do you take those screenshot pics? thats cool.

tonypaladino 12-10-2005 10:16 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
OMG DEALER ALWAYS SUCKS OUT WHEN HE SHOWS A 5 YOU SHOULD HAVE SURRENDERED

DarthIgnurnt 12-10-2005 10:17 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
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how do you take those screenshot pics? thats cool.

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he didn't take a screenshot. he's using photoshop to try to trick you.

it's obvious that can't be a real hand because you're supposed to have 48/52 against party poker blackjack and how can you ever win if they keep rivering 10's against your pocket jacks.

"el diablo" is mexican for "the devil" and that's why he's trying to trick you because he's the devil.

12-10-2005 10:20 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
Never understood that basic strategy myself. Seems better to split vs 5-6 and double down on both but I guess people have run countless of simulations. Anybody know how my EV changes if I split and double?

Alchemist 12-10-2005 10:23 PM

Re: OMFG PARTY BLACKJACK IS SO STUPID
 
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Never understood that basic strategy myself. Seems better to split vs 5-6 and double down on both but I guess people have run countless of simulations. Anybody know how my EV changes if I split and double?

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http://wizardofodds.com/blackjack/bjapx1.html

20 vs. 6

Expected return standing: 0.704
ER Splitting: 0.468


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