Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl
 

(Or for the girls out there, dumbest thing you ever said to a guy ...)

I'd been dating this girl for about two months, it was April (2001 for those interested) and we were at the mall. I don't even remember what we were there for, but anyway, she winds up walking into "Pacific Sunwear" and as we're walking up the aisle, she pulls this Baby-T off the rack. Now, she's a full C-Cup and this shirt was _tiny_ and I'm thinking to myself, "You've got to be kidding," when she turns to me and asks, "What do you think?"

My brilliant self insta-replies, "You'll never fit in that."

Bad call. Bad, bad call.

About the time the final "that" made it out of my mouth, the full scope of my stupidity finally started to sink in, BEFORE she reacted. And all I could do was laugh. Hysterically. Hey, the cat was out of the bag, there was no getting it back in, I was D-U-N done. So I just stood there laughing as she walked out of the store, out of the mall, into her car and drove off without me.

29 months later, we were married. Go figure.

So that's mine. Your turn.

Re: Dumbest thing you ever said to a girl
 

How long did it take you to google that fairy tale?

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Will you marry me?

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Swear to God it actually happened

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Without a doubt, the answer is, "I love you."

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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"It's alright baby I'll pull out".

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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No, just a long story.

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Umm, why? Is this an attempt at a joke?

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If you didn't at least see an attempt at humor here, much less chuckle, you might want to see a proctologist.