Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

Situation:

You're having sex with someone's girlfriend. Said someone could easily kick the ever-loving piss out of you. Said someone knocks on the front door of his girlfriend's 5th floor apartment during said sex. Said someone knows the girlfriend is home, so said someone's girlfriend insists on opening the door. Since it takes so long to get dressed and open the door, said someone will be very suspicious by the time the door opens and you won't be able to just sprint past him to safety.

There is no other exit from the apartment, and nowhere to safely hide. Assume if said someone suspects you of [censored] his girlfriend, he will kill you.

Assume said someone is of above-average intelligence.

How do you talk your way to safety?

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

1. Dont hook up with other dudes girlfriends, especially big dudes girlfriends
2. Don't open the door

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

I think that your best option here would be to turn on the girlfriend. Before the guy even gets in the door, start screaming at her about "What the [censored] do you mean you have a boyfriend?" Make sure he can hear through the door. I think your only bet is to get him to direct his anger at his girlfriend, not you. If you know the guy, and he knows you know that the girl is his girlfriend, I think you just need to start praying.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

Sung to the tune of: One Way Out...

Ain’t but one way out baby, lord I just can’t go out the door.
Ain’t but one way out baby, and lord I just can’t go out the door.
Cause there’s a man down there, might be your man I don’t know.

Lord you got me trapped woman, up on the second floor;
If I get by this time I won’t be trapped no more.
So raise our window baby, I can ease out soft and slow.
And lord, your neighbors, no they won’t be
Talking that stuff that they don’t know.

Lord, I’m foolish to be here in the first place,
I know some man gonna walk in and take my place.
Ain’t no way in the world, I’m going out that front door
Cause there’s a man down there, might be your man I don’t know.
Cause there’s a man down there, might be your man I don’t know.
Cause there’s a man down there,

Freely
Lord, it just might happen to be your man...
Lord, it just a might be your man,
Oh baby, I just don’t know...

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

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Assume said someone is of above-average intelligence.

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Easy. Tell him you had no idea she had a boyfriend. In fact, tell him she explicitly told you her ex dumped her um... 3 months ago.

Then offer to help him hide the body.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

Crawl into her vagina.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

Well, if I've learned anything from TV, it's that you should hide in the closet.

Now of course at some point, said boyfriend's going to have to get into the closet for some reason, and hilarity will ensue as you attempt to be extra quiet, or pretend you're a jacket or something.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

Hide in the closet, pull out your beretta and hope he doesn't......... open the closet.........open the closet........open the closet?


Also, turn off your cell phone.

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

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Crawl into her vagina.

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you win

Re: Slow Thinking (a challenge to OOT)
 

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Crawl into her vagina.

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you win

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