Post Your Favorite Funny Saying
 

You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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i kind of like this one

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If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

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If I took your brain and shoved it up a gnat's ass, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.

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ROFL! Texans have an unfair edge with this stuff.

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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Drier than Gandhi's flip-flop.

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As thick as a Gurkha's foreskin

A London one, and I've no idea why Gurkha's are supposed to have thick foreskins, but they are famous for having bloody great knives, and maybe it's some reference to that.

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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I was trying to think of a funny way to make this post. I couldn't think of one. Glad to see that you couldn't either. Here, I'll add a smily [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Now you can't even be mad at me.

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You know- Hotter than a two peckered billy goat, a couple fries short of a Happy Meal- stuff like that.

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What happened to posting your favorite similes?

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Is simile not the correct term to descibe sayings like this?

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When did they change the definition of simile?