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Sully 10-31-2005 03:28 PM

Unintentionally Funny Movies
 
I had the pleasure of watching one of my favorite all time stupid movies yesterday. Teen Wolf. Nerdy high school basketball player becomes a werewolf and buys kegs, van surfs, and dominates on the court like no other.

Seriously. There is no other person on earth who plays basketball like Michael J. Fox. Well, maybe no other American. Canadians don't count. Every single basketball scene is so ridiculous that it becomes awesome. My favorite is the ending scene where the main guy from the other team is allowed to stand directly under the basket while Michael J. Fox shoots the winning free throws from his hip, then celebrates by jumping on the fat guy from the team who gives a dominating fist pump.

It got me to thinking about my favorite stupid movies. Have any?

http://www.movie-montage.com/images/upload/1106.jpg

Shajen 10-31-2005 03:31 PM

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...alls-thumb.jpg

<font color="white">I'm kidding, obviously. </font>

diebitter 10-31-2005 03:32 PM

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I had this yesterday watching '5000 fingers of Dr T' with my kids. For the last 15 minutes of it, I couldn't stop laughing, it was so obviously gay (I mean there was an obvious gay subtext in the screen action/words/songs/focus), and the kids thought it was great that daddy found their film so funny.

I've never seen it before, and just couldn't believe it. Up until that end, I was amazed it wasn't more famous as a kid's film, cos it seemed so cool (and it is cool, the gay thing is fine IMO, but it just cracked me up), but I could see why by the end some parents might find it disconcerting without being able to put a finger on why.

imported_The Vibesman 10-31-2005 03:33 PM

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Freejack, w/ Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger and Anthony Hopkins. The scenes where good guy Estevez and bad guy Jagger talk tough to each other are some of the funniest stuff ever filmed. Also, you learn how to prepare river rat.

10-31-2005 03:36 PM

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"The Dancing Outlaw"

This was originally created as part of a series of documentaries of fine arts in the Appalachain area. It tells the story of a gasoline huffing hillbilly named Jessco White who tapdances for a living. One of the funniest things I have ever seen, (especially because it's a true story).

To quote Jessco:
"So I held that knife up to her throat and said 'Woman, if you wanna live to see tomarrow, you best be fryin them eggs better than you been a fryin em. I'm tired of eatin sloppy, slimy eggs'"

offTopic 10-31-2005 03:39 PM

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The winner for me, "and it's not close", is Hard Target.

http://members.aol.com/werlat/image/...langenbiss.jpg

"What kind of name is Chance?"

"My maddah toog wan."

man 10-31-2005 03:42 PM

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Dead Alive. I'm pretty sure it was actually intentionally funny, but it was intentionally funny in such a bizarre way that I think it counts.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/dead-alive/24.gif
edit: is that image too gross to be shown? apologies

10-31-2005 03:43 PM

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http://mostlycloudy.net/~dnl2ba/imag...der-nooooo.jpg

Phoenix1010 10-31-2005 03:44 PM

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Point break.

Sponger15SB 10-31-2005 03:45 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Point break.

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I AM AN FFFFFFFFFFFF BBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIII AGENT!

Sponger15SB 10-31-2005 03:47 PM

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http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/924244.jpg

JimGil 10-31-2005 03:48 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Point break.

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definitely Point Break.

A close second...the Ice Storm.

StevieG 10-31-2005 03:48 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Freejack, w/ Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger and Anthony Hopkins. The scenes where good guy Estevez and bad guy Jagger talk tough to each other are some of the funniest stuff ever filmed. Also, you learn how to prepare river rat.

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Man did Hopkins mail this one in. Unbelievably, Jagger is the best actor in this movie.

samjjones 10-31-2005 03:49 PM

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"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin................. ..in the end"

StevieG 10-31-2005 03:50 PM

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How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?

imported_The Vibesman 10-31-2005 03:52 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Freejack, w/ Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger and Anthony Hopkins. The scenes where good guy Estevez and bad guy Jagger talk tough to each other are some of the funniest stuff ever filmed. Also, you learn how to prepare river rat.

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Man did Hopkins mail this one in. Unbelievably, Jagger is the best actor in this movie.

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Hopkins has mailed in a lot of stuff. Easily one of the more overrated actors out there, really nothing more than a whore who has gotten lucky being cast well on a few parts. (Lecter) I thought the best actor was the bum who offered Estevez the river rat. But Jagger's great too...

"You can't get rid of me that eeeeaasily, Furlong..."

Anyone who hasn't seen this movie, it's really hilarious.

StevieG 10-31-2005 03:52 PM

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Showgirls goes way off the unintentional comedy scale.

Vavavoom 10-31-2005 03:54 PM

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"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin................. ..in the end"

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A personal fave along with "Shooting for the Moon"

TheMainEvent 10-31-2005 03:54 PM

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Point break.

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[ QUOTE ]

Ben Harp: Do you think that taxpayers would like it Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
Johnny Utah: Babes.
Ben Harp: I beg your pardon?
Johnny Utah: The correct term is Babes, sir.


[/ QUOTE ]

pokerdirty 10-31-2005 03:56 PM

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Keanu Reeves in any film he has done.

danzasmack 10-31-2005 03:58 PM

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Troll 2 and it's nothing is even in the same ballpark.

Shajen 10-31-2005 03:59 PM

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How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?

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read the white text.

pryor15 10-31-2005 04:01 PM

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http://www.chariho.k12.ri.us/chs/stu...it%203%201.jpg

ghostface 10-31-2005 04:01 PM

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How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?

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ghostface 10-31-2005 04:02 PM

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Oh, that white text. lol

imported_The Vibesman 10-31-2005 04:03 PM

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http://www.chariho.k12.ri.us/chs/stu...it%203%201.jpg

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How is Smokey and the Bandit unintentionally funny? It's supposed to be funny. It is funny.

StevieG 10-31-2005 04:04 PM

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How is spaceballs unintentionally funny?

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read the white text.

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pwnt, obviously

pryor15 10-31-2005 04:05 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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http://www.chariho.k12.ri.us/chs/stu...it%203%201.jpg

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How is Smokey and the Bandit unintentionally funny? It's supposed to be funny. It is funny.

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i always found it funny on 2 levels, the intentional and the unintentional. plus, would the thread really be complete without a picture of Burt?

RiverFenix 10-31-2005 04:15 PM

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True Lies.

4_2_it 10-31-2005 04:30 PM

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Do Ed Wood films qualify? If so, we have our winners.

durron597 10-31-2005 04:32 PM

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Keanu Reeves in any film he has done.

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He was trying to be intentionally funny in the Bill &amp; Ted movies.

durron597 10-31-2005 04:33 PM

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Both Teen Wolf and True Lies were intentionally funny, you guys aren't giving the writer enough credit.

coolhandkuhn 10-31-2005 04:44 PM

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Road House has to be in the running for this award.

Wes ManTooth 10-31-2005 04:50 PM

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The Last Dragon

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/lastdragon160_top.jpg
http://www.twentysix.net/update/upda...lastdragon.jpg

Phoenix1010 10-31-2005 04:56 PM

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The Last Dragon

http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/lastdragon160_top.jpg
http://www.twentysix.net/update/upda...lastdragon.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Am I the meanest?
Sho 'nuff!
Am I the prettiest?
Sho 'nuff!
Am I the baddest mo-fo, low down, around this town?
Sho 'nuff!
Well who am I?
Sho 'nuff!
Who am I?
Sho 'nuff!
I can't hear you!
Sho 'nuff!
The Shogun of Harlem!

Man this movie rules.

xadrez 10-31-2005 04:58 PM

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http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susa...ecall/head.jpg

LoaferGee12 10-31-2005 05:00 PM

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Good one. Especially the part with the egg.

Another one is
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Had me in fits.

Superfluous Man 10-31-2005 05:03 PM

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Die Another Day. Mainly thanks to p.o.t.

diebitter 10-31-2005 05:05 PM

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Wouldn't this be true of any movie though?

MonkeeMan 10-31-2005 05:10 PM

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Not just funny, unintentionally hilarious.

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