Hellmuth/Matusow Bathroom Chat
 

After MM had his KKK cracked by flush.

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When I walked into the bathroom and waited for an open urinal, Raymer and Hellmuth were talking. Hellmuth pisses with his sunglasses on. Raymer was nice to sign a few autographs after he washed his hands. Then Mike walked in while I pissing and stood next to me. Raymer left and Hellmuth washed his hands and talked to Mike.

Hellmuth: Hang in there Mike. You have chips. Plenty of chips. You got over $2M. Just play smart.

Mike: I told myself I wasn't going to play any big pots today early. And I played three. [censored]

Hellmuth: Tough spot in there. It's hard to lay down Kings preflop like that.

Mike: The guy next to me said he folded two hearts too. Can't believe it. I flopped a set too. [censored].

And yes, Mike didn't wash his hands as he left.

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this is a great post

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this is a great post

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Sometimes my sarcasm detector is -EV, but I liked it.

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I wonder if casinos ever wash their chips, there should be alot of things on them not very healthy.

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I'm pretty sure they do... I've seen documentaries where they wash the cash and coins, so why not chips as well?

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Taj don't.

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Taj don't.

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the white horseshoe chips were the most disgusting things i have ever seen.

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I wonder if casinos ever wash their chips, there should be alot of things on them not very healthy.

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if they wash them, it's only to make them look and feel clean... they cant possibly wash them often enough to actually keep them clean of germs and stuff.

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And yes, Mike didn't wash his hands as he left.

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Logically, not washing his hands does not present any problem assuming a) he didn't piss on them, and b) his junk is clean. Men usually wash their hands after they piss because it just seems unsanitary not to, when in reality it is perfectly fine to the best of my knowledge. People are full of anomalies like this, though - for example, most men wouldn't dream of not washing their hands after they use the bathroom, but also wouldn't dream of washing their hands after they handle money, which as far as sanitariness is concerned is way worse.

N.B: I wash my hands after I piss. Mostly to shut other people up about it though.

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After MM had his KKK cracked by flush.

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When I walked into the bathroom and waited for an open urinal, Raymer and Hellmuth were talking. Hellmuth pisses with his sunglasses on. Raymer was nice to sign a few autographs after he washed his hands. Then Mike walked in while I pissing and stood next to me. Raymer left and Hellmuth washed his hands and talked to Mike.

Hellmuth: Hang in there Mike. You have chips. Plenty of chips. You got over $2M. Just play smart.

Mike: I told myself I wasn't going to play any big pots today early. And I played three. [censored]

Hellmuth: Tough spot in there. It's hard to lay down Kings preflop like that.

Mike: The guy next to me said he folded two hearts too. Can't believe it. I flopped a set too. [censored].

And yes, Mike didn't wash his hands as he left.

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You stole this from the Tao of Poker, at http://taopoker.blogslot.com. Shame on you for not attributing it -- Pauly works hard to put his WSOP reports together, and here you go freerolling on his work.