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Easy E 07-25-2005 03:49 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
You forgot to add the chipmunk and the gunsight

PokerBob 07-25-2005 03:51 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
my mom has been dealing with this for years, and has yet to deter them. they are tenacious little buggers. good luck

usmfan 07-25-2005 03:53 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
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You could also train a cat to hunt them (or... train it to only hunt the chipmunks and not the birds). This could provide some gladiator-esque entertainment.

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Actually, chipmunks are much easier for a cat to catch and they don't have to be trained. We had lots of chipmunk holes in our yard. By sheer coincidence, we adopted a former farm tom-cat. Within a short time we have a drastic rise in the number of headless chipmunk bodies on the back patio.

Easy E 07-25-2005 03:53 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
Try lecturing them on the ethics of stealing

Cancer Merchant 07-25-2005 03:55 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
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hahahaha...i don't want to hurt them. just want keep them from monopolizing it...

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Again:
http://www.ducatalog.com/catalog/ima.../6D-618006.jpg

Do it.

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Remember to use solid slugs, for M-M-Maximum Carnage, and to make an example for the other rodents.

RacersEdge 07-25-2005 04:04 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
Get a tom cat.

The chipmunks will be at your door the next day.

Shajen 07-25-2005 05:07 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
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Get a tom cat.

The chipmunks, birds, squirrels, baby rabbits, female cats, small lapdogs and a child's severed arm will be at your door the next day.

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FYP.

Patrick del Poker Grande 07-25-2005 05:09 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
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Get a tom cat.

The chipmunks, birds, squirrels, baby rabbits, female cats, small lapdogs and a child's severed arm will be at your door the next day.

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FYP.

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I [censored] hate lapdogs.

pokerdirty 07-25-2005 05:15 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
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hahahaha...i don't want to hurt them. just want keep them from monopolizing it...

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Again:
http://www.ducatalog.com/catalog/ima.../6D-618006.jpg
Do it.

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A Red Ryder? What, are you trying to tickle the chipmunk?

Patrick del Poker Grande 07-25-2005 05:20 PM

Re: chipmunks raiding my birdfeeder.
 
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hahahaha...i don't want to hurt them. just want keep them from monopolizing it...

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Again:
http://www.ducatalog.com/catalog/ima.../6D-618006.jpg
Do it.

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A Red Ryder? What, are you trying to tickle the chipmunk?

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Well, I guess I'm just trying to make it a bit sporting.


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