accidentally doing coke...
 

so im back in NY for turkey day

HAPPY TURKEY DAY 2+2.

and my friends from high school that i still keep in touch with are mostly into coke. i have never ever done it, never will. i still smoke uh tobacco.

so my friend, lets call him J, goes and gets me tobacco and him coke. we're driving to a bar accross the tapanzee and im making myself a tobacco cigarette. my friend J says " hey man, lets add some coke to that." and i say "no. not my thing." he says fine, but will you cut me a line.

and for those of you who have seen Dave Chappelle's standup about the white guy racing his car...

"i wanted to say no and its not a good idea, but i was high so all that came out was jigga, sometimes you gotta race."

similarly, i said: "ok."

so i broke it up w/ my fingers, the same ones (right pointer finger and thumb) i used w/ the tobacco.

in my mind i said, note to self: wash hands.

a little while goes by and my fingers are stikcy from the tobacco + coke and i totally forget about the coke and lick my fingers.

a ron burgondy quotation comes to mind: "i immeeeeeeeediately regret this decision."

so i realize ive just licked my finger with coke on it and ask J wtf happens. which i found out was your tounge goes totally numb and you get REALLY paranoid.it wasn't just the tobacco.

my question is now that i have accidentally done coke, is it testable in my hair follicles? is it in my bloodstream?

while i was feeling the effects of it i noticed i couldn't speak properly 'cause my tounge was totally effing useless.

anyways, just thought id share that story and ask the question.

Barron

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I've never done coke before, but I have tasted a lot of it. I've never once felt 'high' or paranoid about it, just can't feel my tounge for a while. I'm guessing your 'paranoia' came from the weed combined with the situation.

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my question is now that i have accidentally done coke, is it testable in my hair follicles? is it in my bloodstream?


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You think the tests know that you've done it accidently or on purpose?

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so im back in NY for turkey day

HAPPY TURKEY DAY 2+2.

and my friends from high school that i still keep in touch with are mostly into coke. i have never ever done it, never will. i still smoke uh tobacco.

so my friend, lets call him J, goes and gets me tobacco and him coke. we're driving to a bar accross the tapanzee and im making myself a tobacco cigarette. my friend J says " hey man, lets add some coke to that." and i say "no. not my thing." he says fine, but will you cut me a line.

and for those of you who have seen Dave Chappelle's standup about the white guy racing his car...

"i wanted to say no and its not a good idea, but i was high so all that came out was jigga, sometimes you gotta race."

similarly, i said: "ok."

so i broke it up w/ my fingers, the same ones (right pointer finger and thumb) i used w/ the tobacco.

in my mind i said, note to self: wash hands.

a little while goes by and my fingers are stikcy from the tobacco + coke and i totally forget about the coke and lick my fingers.

a ron burgondy quotation comes to mind: "i immeeeeeeeediately regret this decision."

so i realize ive just licked my finger with coke on it and ask J wtf happens. which i found out was your tounge goes totally numb and you get REALLY paranoid.it wasn't just the tobacco.

my question is now that i have accidentally done coke, is it testable in my hair follicles? is it in my bloodstream?

while i was feeling the effects of it i noticed i couldn't speak properly 'cause my tounge was totally effing useless.

anyways, just thought id share that story and ask the question.

Barron

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Hey Junky,

First off, I think the paranoia might have been in your head based on the amount that you had on your hands.

As far as your hair, blood, piss, it is out of your body in at the most 72 hours. It is not physically addictive (just very psychologically addictive). In fact, coke is one of the quickest drugs to leave your body. They used to think it was physically addictive, but that has been proven wrong (though I don't know about crack or the difference between the two, other than you smoke one).

The real question is why would your friend, who obviously likes to do coke, want to smoke it. The effects are suppossedely not nearly as good and it takes forever to work. Snorting is the second most effective way to take it and the second safest. Injecting works the quickest, but is the most dangerous.

I hope this helps a bit. Also, the first step is you need to now admit you have a problem. For the rest of your life you are going to want to do coke. Who knows, maybe sucking cck to get it. Didn't you know that driving a car and smoking cigs. are the gateway actions to tougher drugs. Have a nice life junky.

craig

p.s. At least you will OD from a rock/movie star drug. Junky.

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I am sorry for calling you a junky. Who am I to judge you? You made a mistake and now will pay for it the rest of your life. Most likely college is out of the question. Have you already started losing weight? Still keeping in touch with your friends? Wondered if maybe you can do it one more time it will be okay? You have a tough road ahead of you, but if you are strong, you can do it. Just one day at a time. And if you are ever craving bad enough and need someone to talk to you, don't call anybody, because they won't care. Just get more coke, your new best friend.

craig

i almost forgot, how does it feel to be supporting terrorism? You might as well be fighting with the Iraqi's right now. I can't believe we will allow treason on our message board.

also, hey, I am sooooooooo kidding..it will be out of your body in no time. It goes through you quick, which is one reason it gets so expensive. plus, it might be the most efficient drug, which is another reason it is so expensive. oh, and it is really nice, whihc is another reason it is so expensive. but, in all seriousness you have nothing to worry about. even if you were piss tested at work on monday you would be clear. unless of course you are already stealing from your job and missing a lot of work [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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my question is now that i have accidentally done coke, is it testable in my hair follicles? is it in my bloodstream?

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are you worried about the coke or the pot in your follicles and bloodstream?

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I am sorry for calling you a junky. Who am I to judge you? You made a mistake and now will pay for it the rest of your life. Most likely college is out of the question. Have you already started losing weight? Still keeping in touch with your friends? Wondered if maybe you can do it one more time it will be okay? You have a tough road ahead of you, but if you are strong, you can do it. Just one day at a time. And if you are ever craving bad enough and need someone to talk to you, don't call anybody, because they won't care. Just get more coke, your new best friend.

craig

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nh

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so im back in NY for turkey day

HAPPY TURKEY DAY 2+2.

...BLAH BLAH BLAH... I'm a [censored]

anyways, just thought id share that story and ask the question.

Barron

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you are a dumb gay. don't be such a helpless fool. gl sucking cock the rest of your life. Oh and I had a friend who did the same thing. He says you should immediately switch to crack...its cheaper and just about the same. good luck. see you at the soup kitchen in 2 yrs.

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so im back in NY for turkey day

HAPPY TURKEY DAY 2+2.

and my friends from high school that i still keep in touch with are mostly into coke. i have never ever done it, never will. i still smoke uh tobacco.

so my friend, lets call him J, goes and gets me tobacco and him coke. we're driving to a bar accross the tapanzee and im making myself a tobacco cigarette. my friend J says " hey man, lets add some coke to that." and i say "no. not my thing." he says fine, but will you cut me a line.

and for those of you who have seen Dave Chappelle's standup about the white guy racing his car...

"i wanted to say no and its not a good idea, but i was high so all that came out was jigga, sometimes you gotta race."

similarly, i said: "ok."

so i broke it up w/ my fingers, the same ones (right pointer finger and thumb) i used w/ the tobacco.

in my mind i said, note to self: wash hands.

a little while goes by and my fingers are stikcy from the tobacco + coke and i totally forget about the coke and lick my fingers.

a ron burgondy quotation comes to mind: "i immeeeeeeeediately regret this decision."

so i realize ive just licked my finger with coke on it and ask J wtf happens. which i found out was your tounge goes totally numb and you get REALLY paranoid.it wasn't just the tobacco.

my question is now that i have accidentally done coke, is it testable in my hair follicles? is it in my bloodstream?

while i was feeling the effects of it i noticed i couldn't speak properly 'cause my tounge was totally effing useless.

anyways, just thought id share that story and ask the question.

Barron

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Hey Junky,

First off, I think the paranoia might have been in your head based on the amount that you had on your hands.

As far as your hair, blood, piss, it is out of your body in at the most 72 hours. It is not physically addictive (just very psychologically addictive). In fact, coke is one of the quickest drugs to leave your body. They used to think it was physically addictive, but that has been proven wrong (though I don't know about crack or the difference between the two, other than you smoke one).

The real question is why would your friend, who obviously likes to do coke, want to smoke it. The effects are suppossedely not nearly as good and it takes forever to work. Snorting is the second most effective way to take it and the second safest. Injecting works the quickest, but is the most dangerous.

I hope this helps a bit. Also, the first step is you need to now admit you have a problem. For the rest of your life you are going to want to do coke. Who knows, maybe sucking cck to get it. Didn't you know that driving a car and smoking cigs. are the gateway actions to tougher drugs. Have a nice life junky.

craig

p.s. At least you will OD from a rock/movie star drug. Junky.

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Freebasing is more intense than snorting. Some people "graduate" to this after snorting a while. Or, he could have no nose left.

I am pretty sure licking your fingers is not putting enough in your system to show up.

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if he is worried about the pot, that is a bigger problem. I think THC is traceable up to 30 days in piss. but, if he is that concerned those detox cleaners might work. I have never used one. I just kept getting fired, "Craig, we see that you showed up positive for marijuana and cocaine. Is this some kind of mistake?" "Uh, no, I meant to take it. In fact I am high as a kite right now. Do I still get to keep my job? I won't do it as often."

craig

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i wonder if party is going to give him a piss test when they offer their next reload?

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i wonder if party is going to give him a piss test when they offer their next reload?

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It isn't even worth talking about. He has smoked the marijuana like a cigarrette. That was the gateway drug. His life, as he knows it, is over. But, he can tell his kids that he was out getting high, sorry I missed your game. "Oh, daddy had to score some crack. Oh and your stereo and bike was stolen son. And don't worry about your sister turning tricks". Of course he could find Christ before any of this happens. Isn't that how most junkies come clean (or die).

craig

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now you know why the cops in those TV shows always cut the coke open with a knife, dip their pinky into it, and have a taste to tell if it is really coke. The part they don't show is the cop drooling all over the place from the numbness.

As mentioned above, you should be more worried about the pot as it takes longer to get out of your system.

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so i broke it up w/ my fingers, the same ones (right pointer finger and thumb) i used w/ the tobacco.

in my mind i said, note to self: wash hands.

a little while goes by and my fingers are stikcy from the tobacco + coke and i totally forget about the coke and lick my fingers.

a ron burgondy quotation comes to mind: "i immeeeeeeeediately regret this decision."

so i realize ive just licked my finger with coke on it and ask J wtf happens. which i found out was your tounge goes totally numb and you get REALLY paranoid.it wasn't just the tobacco.

my question is now that i have accidentally done coke, is it testable in my hair follicles? is it in my bloodstream?

while i was feeling the effects of it i noticed i couldn't speak properly 'cause my tounge was totally effing useless.

anyways, just thought id share that story and ask the question.

Barron

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You sound like an anoexic who licked her fingers after handling some birthday cake.

& no - you won't get fat

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now you know why the cops in those TV shows always cut the coke open with a knife, dip their pinky into it, and have a taste to tell if it is really coke. The part they don't show is the cop drooling all over the place from the numbness.

As mentioned above, you should be more worried about the pot as it takes longer to get out of your system.

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The cops love busting coke heads. "Um yeah, sarge, he had, ummmmm one eight ball on him. We brought it to evidence. By the way, I am getting a cold, which is why my nose is red, and wont be in tomorrow (sniff, sniff)"

Speaking of cops and getting pulled over with coke. What could be worse than that. I am not a cokehead, but people go through a lot of effort for that stuff and I wonder if there first thought is, "Now I won't get to get high". But, if you got caught stealing, your first thought would be, "Crap, gotta go to jail".

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Drink it in, it always goes down smooth.

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Drink it in, it always goes down smooth.

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?? I don't get it?? I am slow (and i also had a tiny pinky full of coke and am so out of it. I think i can fly.

craig

p.s. I hope the OP knows I am totally teasing. Just tough love for the junky [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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whatever

snort a line you noob sack up

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whatever

snort a line you noob sack up

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But, don't you see? He might as well just get on the crack now and come up with a hard luck story if he does the line. It will be great, "My friend spent a lot of money on coke and wanted to put it in a fcking basic ultra light. Now my life is ruined and he smokes benson and hedges"

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"accidentally"


blake

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what you did is really insignificant.

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There is now way this amount of coke will show up on any tests.

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There is now way this amount of coke will show up on any tests.

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How can you say that? Why are you misleading him? When his mom sees him, and moms know evertyhing, she will see that "marlboro medium cocaine eyes" and know her son is no longer the same person. Next he'll be on caffeine. One or two sodas a week. Just wait and see. We need to reignite the war on drugs, because it is obviously getttin gout of hand.

craig

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What paranoir?

You know that now you have done coke quote accidently /quote that every law enforcement agency is the WORLD is now hell bent on your apprehension.

Allready satelite images of you "accidently" taking coke will have been sent to your parents and your priest and your Scout master.

For several decades the CIA have been laceing Coke with selinum compound 347 that never leaves your blood and shows up on X ray scans and airport metal detector tests. It also reacts to fluoride in toothpaste that will over time turn your teeth yellow. No employer will employ you once you have what is known in the Biz as "the stain".

So as another poster said, You junkie are fecked. To be fair this is a just outcome for even knowing someone who takes illicit substances you [censored] waster scum.

God bless America and all the pure and unstained who sail in her.

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A friend of mine (who also does weed) had some Coke - he also had a plane tkt. to Vietnam to visit a girl he was seeing that would most definately be putting out a LOT the whole time he was there.

He did some - and he dumped the rest.

He said when he did it, he felt so good it made total logical sense to do the rest of it, sell his plane tkt, take the money, and buy more coke -

that scared the hell out of him, so he dumped the rest of his Coke - that's enough to keep me off the [censored] for life. -

Can't say on hair follicles though - I DOUBT it'll show up that much - on the tongue...if you didn't feel the rush, I doubt it went in your bloodstream - orally isn't the best method for using it, I don't think.

I do know a guy who lost a job offer cause it stayed in his hair follicles - but he may have done it a lot more. This is not a topic on which I am informed - but I wouldn't panic...even Cops put it in their mouths to determine if it's real (at least on TV, they do - LOL)

RB

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Ok.

So, to summarise : you licked a small amount of coke off your finger. And now find yourself unable to talk?

Ok!

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A friend of mine (who also does weed) had some Coke - he also had a plane tkt. to Vietnam to visit a girl he was seeing that would most definately be putting out a LOT the whole time he was there.

He did some - and he dumped the rest.

He said when he did it, he felt so good it made total logical sense to do the rest of it, sell his plane tkt, take the money, and buy more coke -

that scared the hell out of him, so he dumped the rest of his Coke - that's enough to keep me off the [censored] for life. -

Can't say on hair follicles though - I DOUBT it'll show up that much - on the tongue...if you didn't feel the rush, I doubt it went in your bloodstream - orally isn't the best method for using it, I don't think.

I do know a guy who lost a job offer cause it stayed in his hair follicles - but he may have done it a lot more. This is not a topic on which I am informed - but I wouldn't panic...even Cops put it in their mouths to determine if it's real (at least on TV, they do - LOL)

RB

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You know if your friend would have went to Vietnam we would have won the war. How many lives and countries will cocaine ruin?

As far as your friend not getting a job because of coke use, I don't believe. I don't think anybody has lost or not gotten a job because of cocaine. I mean, is cocaine even addictive. Why would you not trust a coke head with money or any type of responsibility? What next? Escort girls will start to put out? Massage parlors will give a happy ending? Okay, I am wrong, if you accidentally do it and put a little on your tongue you get hooked pretty quickly. And it is in your body so long that if a girl goes down on you whe will get high.

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I replaced the word coke with bleach and this story made sense.

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whatever

snort a line you noob sack up

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But, don't you see? He might as well just get on the crack now and come up with a hard luck story if he does the line. It will be great, "My friend spent a lot of money on coke and wanted to put it in a fcking basic ultra light. Now my life is ruined and he smokes benson and hedges"

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Jesus..your performance here is outfuckingstanding.

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The pot is what I would be worrying about. The coke, if traceable at all will not be there long at all.

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You should shave your head just to be safe.

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You should shave your head just to be safe.

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And cut off his fingers so coke doesn't "accidentally" get on his fingers again. I really don't know what to tell the guy. The only advice I can think of is what a wise heroin addict told me, "You really should quit cocaine, and start doing heroin. Cocaine is for pusies, plus red noses look disgusting. " So, I looked at his track marks then in my european man bag handheld mirror to look at my nose. You know what, he was wrong. Red noses look better than track marks. I told him I disagreed, but he just wanted to talk to me while he was shooting up (he looked so cool, like Sid Vicious), but there was no way I was doing that crap. He asked me to hold the bag for him, I said sure, not really thinking it would get on my hand. He shotup, passed out, and I left. I went on my way proud of myself for declining the smack and sticking to my guns with the coke. I went home to eat and was rolling a burrito. Well, I guess some of the heroin from my hands got on the burritto and I was fcked up. Like, I felt like I had just done a little heroin, but on accident. Moral of the story, you can quit cocaine if you want to, but it will take a lot for you to shave your head or cut off your fingers. Plus, if you cut off your fingers you won't be able to shoot the smack. Make sure you think it through. You have time. At least until Monday when they fire you after they piss test you. And tell them that it was an accident, and that you are now off of coke. You can promise them that, but wheatever you do...don't tell them you are now on heroin. Hope this helps.

craig

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And it is in your body so long that if a girl goes down on you whe will get high.

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If that were true, the line "You can get high if you blow me" would replace "I have a big penis" as the most popular pickup line in bars.

Esp. in California - LOL

RB

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this story is beyond lame.

why dont you take one of those fingers with coke on it and stick it up your ass, numb that up and have one of your [censored] friends plow you from behind.

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And it is in your body so long that if a girl goes down on you whe will get high.

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If that were true it would replace "I have a big penis" as the most popular pickup line in bars - LOL

RB

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Wow, that is the number 1 pickup line in bars you go to? I live in San Diego, so the best one I use is, "do you like Jason Mraz or Jack Johnson?" If they say "no", I then proceed to the I have a big penis line. So, it is my second most popular line. Of course now, I am just going to use the "hey if you suck on this I will coke in your mouth".

craig

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I use the musician's pickup line - sometimes it works...

"If you wanna come to the gig I can get you in on the guest list"

ok, now we're drifting off topic - LOL

RB

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I use the musician's pickup line - sometimes it works...

"If you wanna come to the gig I can get you in on the guest list"

ok, now we're drifting off topic - LOL

RB

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I used to use that line also, of course they were always disappointed when we got to the club and they found out we weren't Warrant, Skid Row, or The Dead Kennedy's.

craig

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Dood how old are you? This reminds me of in HS when some anti-drug kid tried pot one time and freaked out afterwards.

Do you suddenly feel addicted?!??!?!!? DO YOU WANT MORE? Are you soon going to be a drug addict?!?!?!?!

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Dood how old are you? This reminds me of in HS when some anti-drug kid tried pot one time and freaked out afterwards.

Do you suddenly feel addicted?!??!?!!? DO YOU WANT MORE? Are you soon going to be a drug addict?!?!?!?!

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These are not his choices anymore. He wants more. He is not responding because he is out getting coked up. He can't get coked up like a man and type on 2+2 like someone I know real well. I don't want to give him away, but here is a hint: His name rhymes with "raig". Nobody will guess, so that is a pretty tough hint.

craig

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This thread is cute. Ahhh, look at the innocence...so cute!

Seriously, your alright dude. Also, don't change. There is no glory in the drug culture.