I need someone to build me some stuff
 

Okay, I just had a really productive cigarette break. I need two things that I never knew I needed before:

1. A pair of pants with a built in chair.
2. A sock dispenser.

Could someone get to work on that please? You'll make millions. If you want, you can give me a small royalty for the ideas.

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I like the sock dispenser idea....

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I would probably pay thousands if it meant I would never have to fold socks again

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I would probably pay thousands if it meant I would never have to fold socks again

[/ QUOTE ]You think it meant that you could dispense with socks?
-Sam

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I would probably pay thousands if it meant I would never have to fold socks again

[/ QUOTE ]You think it meant that you could dispense with socks?
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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

Yes.

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

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This is already made. It is called a drawer.

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People fold socks? wtf. Just throw them in a drawer and don't buy any color except white.

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This is already made. It is called a drawer.

Yeah, but if a girl sees you have a drawer that is just a pile of socks, then you will be embarrassed and have a more difficult time getting her to go steady.

But if you had a sock dispenser, she would want to wear your varsity jacket.

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The sock dispenser is a good idea, and could probably be done fairly easily. Something like those re-used plastic bag dispensers they sell in junk-for-the-house catalogs, only modified for socks.

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

Yes.

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Brilliant!!!

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People fold socks? wtf. Just throw them in a drawer and don't buy any color except white.

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Depending on what level of functionality you have in society, you may need more than one color sock at some point. The beauty of the dispenser is that you have easy access to your "everyday" white socks and you still have the sock drawer for dressier ones.

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Depending on what level of functionality you have in society, you may need more than one color sock at some point. The beauty of the dispenser is that you have easy access to your "everyday" white socks and you still have the sock drawer for dressier ones.

Or you buy two.

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Yeah, but if a girl sees you have a drawer that is just a pile of socks, then you will be embarrassed and have a more difficult time getting her to go steady.

But if you had a sock dispenser, she would want to wear your varsity jacket.

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Unfortunatly for me I would probably hang my varisty jacket on the dispenser and she would never see it.

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I have an incredible number of socks since I hate doing laundry so much, and often keep one laundry bag for dirty socks, one for clean socks. Most of my socks are exactly the same kind, so I can practically grab two at random and have them match.

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Dear Bison,

What happened to your dream of only wearing fresh socks? I think that is a far more commendable dream to pursue than some newfangled sock dispenser.

Sharing your dream of fresh socks 24/7,
Madtown

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Mad, the dream still lives, but I'm telling you, I lit that cigarette and ideas came out instead of cancer smoke. I had to get them out there.

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during the filming of blade three, there was a production assistant who's sole task was to go out and buy two pairs of socks and two pairs of underwear for wesley snipes everyday. he would not leave his trailer until they were delivered.

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Mad, the dream still lives, but I'm telling you, I lit that cigarette and ideas came out instead of cancer smoke. I had to get them out there.

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Next time, don't inhale so deeply.

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Next time, don't inhale so deeply.

But the great ideas are all in the middle of the cigarette, and if I don't suck as hard I can, they turn to ash.

Or maybe I'm confusing ideas with hope, and instead of smoking I'm supposed to be fellating God.

I get confused.

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The filter's the good part. That's where they put the heroin.

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Okay, I just had a really productive cigarette break. I need two things that I never knew I needed before:

1. A pair of pants with a built in chair.
2. A sock dispenser.

Could someone get to work on that please? You'll make millions. If you want, you can give me a small royalty for the ideas.

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the pants idea seems to encounter problems when you consider bathroom issues.

a sock dispenser doesnt seem like a bad idea at all. However, in lieu of that, might i suggest just hiring some attractive 18-20 year old attractive chick to dispense not only your socks, but also any other clothing you might need?


cigarette?

peace

john nickle

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Dear Bison,
"1. A pair of pants with a built in chair."

How much do you weigh and how much walking will you do in these pants?

I'll take the case!

Edit: also will you want/need to wear a belt with these pants?

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Mad, the dream still lives

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wtf, I too share this same dream. If I was rich, I'd only wear new pairs of socks.

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My vision was, you buy like 50 pairs of the same kind of sock, then after you wash them rather than folding you just load them all into the dispenser.

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This is already made. It is called a drawer.

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made me spit out my drink