Christian coalition morality test
 

if you answered yes for question one, give yourself 5 points. If you answered no, give yourself negative six points. for questions 2,7,10 give yourself one point for answering no.For questions 3,4,5,6,8,9 give yourself one point for answering yes.

Scale 0 or below- save yourself while you still can
1-4 start donating for a worthy cause
5-7 thanks/would you like to golf some time?

incohate it bothers me that you think i am not me.I am me!grrrr.

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I'm going to hell...

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real spaceman bryce or no this is actually quite funny. Well done.

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I'm going to hell...

[/ QUOTE ] sorry bout that.also i meant to say that if you answer 2-10 the wrong way you lose a point.my bad.

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I'm going to hell...

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but the good news it u will be able to meet a lot of ppl on this forum when u get there.

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Holy Crap, Bryce! Don't ever leave again. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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By the way I liked how you tied in date rape to kissing before marriage... ni han!

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i don't even like sushi, and i'd like to know wtf is wrong about eating sushi?

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real spaceman bryce or no this is actually quite funny. Well done.

[/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] this is a serious poll.and i still am interested in incohates side by side analysis. you need to make that.

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Sushi is delicious... so delicious that it must be a sin!

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i don't even like sushi, and i'd like to know wtf is wrong about eating sushi?

[/ QUOTE ] i wrote up a funny response to this but erased it because it was like the most racist, phobic thing i have ever wrote, besides my first post on this site....

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if you aren't pro life,

does that mean you are pro death?

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Duh [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] quit killing babies!

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Duh [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] quit killing babies!

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I don't care one way or the other, but when you are asked if you are pro life...how can you say no?

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I answered yes to the one about [censored] a sheep while praying at a satanic altar. Is that bad?

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Date raped or kissed a girl before marriage?

lmfao -- Are these close?

I'm probably going to hell to, but unfortunately I think I'll be in the company of a great number of priests, and probably the majority of the christian coalition.

Cause those that trumpet their morals the loudest, are the ones in most need of some self-examination.

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have you ever taken sugar... or PCP?

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I don't care one way or the other, but when you are asked if you are pro life...how can you say no?

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It clearly depends on whose life. Generally, if you're talking about some religious-right whacko, then I'm probably pro-death for that particular individual.

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have you ever taken sugar... or PCP?

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Absolutely, positively, definately -- maybe.

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I answered yes to the one about [censored] a sheep while praying at a satanic altar. Is that bad?

[/ QUOTE ]yea thats kinda bad.but we are all sinners.All you need to do is accept jesus christ, and start a business. I know of some cheap labor in liberia [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Nice work.

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I love how there is a responder who never kissed anyone before marriage. Or just maybe this is a forum full of date rapists.

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I love how there is a responder who never kissed anyone before marriage. Or just maybe this is a forum full of date rapists.

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I'm more shocked that somebody actually has donated to the 700 club. Ewwwwwwwww...

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I'm going to hell? But im jewish?

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Wooooo! I just ran the table for an all time top score of -6!!!

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have you ever taken sugar... or PCP?

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I miss mitch.

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have you ever taken sugar... or PCP?

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I miss mitch.

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me too.

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have you ever date raped someone or kissed before marriage?

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lmao