FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

Unbelievable. First Party, now Pokerstars too.

No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2005/11/29 - 21:01:22 (ET)
Table '15817068 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: GangstaPokaMastaXXX (1295 in chips)
Seat 2: DutchBoydFan (1705 in chips)
DutchBoydFan: posts small blind 25
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DutchBoydFan [2s 3s]
DutchBoydFan: raises 100 to 150
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Kc 4s 6s]
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: checks
DutchBoydFan: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 4s 6s] [Qh]
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: checks
DutchBoydFan: bets 150
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [Kc 4s 6s Qh] [5s]
LegendMan42: bets 995 and is all-in
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHA"
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, I HAVE A STRAIGHT FLUSH"
DutchBoydFan said, "READY TO FEEL THESE NUTZ IN YA MOUTH?"
DutchBoydFan said, "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I GOT THE STONECOLD NUTS YOU LOSER"
DutchBoydFan said, "THX 4 UR $$ CHUMP"
DutchBoydFan said, "I THINK IM JUST GONNA ENJOY THIS WIN BEFORE CALLING"
DutchBoydFan said, "YOU PLAYED AWFUL THIS WHOLE TIME, PATHETIC REALLY"
DutchBoydFan said, "GG BYE BYE DONK"
DutchBoydFan said, "TIME TO CALL"
DutchBoydFan said, "SHIP IT YOU FISH"
DutchBoydFan: calls 995
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GangstaPokaMastaXXX: shows [7s 8s] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
DutchBoydFan: shows [2s 3s] (a straight flush, Two to Six)
GangstaPokaMastaXXX collected 2590 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2590 | Rake 1000
Board [Kc 4s 6s Qh 5s]
Seat 1: GangstaPokaMastaXXX (big blind) showed [6s 7s] and won (2590) with a straight flush, Four to Eight
Seat 2: DutchBoydFan (button) (small blind) showed [2s 3s] and lost with a straight flush, Two to Six

GangstaPokaMastaXXX said, "i owned yo ass! u stupidass n*gga! don't f*ck with the gangstapokamasta bitch!"
DutchBoydFan said, "F*CK YOU YOU STUPID FISH"
DutchBoydFan said, "ALL THESE FISH CHASING AND GETTING LUCKY ON THE RIVER"
DutchBoydFan said, "F*CKING RIVERSTARS, THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN PARTY"
DutchBoydFan said, "WHAT F*CKING JOKE"
DutchBoydFan said, "F*CKING JOPKE"
DutchBoydFan said, "I HATE YOU LEE JONES"
Player 'DutchBoydFan' has had his chat privileges removed.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

Poster 'Ten7offsuit' has had his posting privileges removed.

-ZEN

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

A+ for the chat.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

thank you, that was the funniest thing i have read all week...i actually laughed outloud...although i must say the ending was a bit predictable...you should have avoided giving away the ending in the title...but still well done sir.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

f*ck the week, this is by far the funniest thing i've read in months, no contest.

my face is numb...

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

omg, this must be the funniest thing that i have ever read.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

Shenanigans
This is not funny, it's a poor take on sponger's

besides, read the hand.... poster didn't even have SF since the 6s was both in his hand and on board and either way 4s5s6s7s is not a strait flush... while 2s3s4s5s6s is.

Shenanigans

Next time when you edit your hand history, edit the show down AND the summary

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I mean, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least be original. You should be banned.

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besides, read the hand.... poster didn't even have SF since the 6s was both in his hand and on board and either way 4s5s6s7s is not a strait flush... while 2s3s4s5s6s is.

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it may very well be a forgery...however you should work on your reading skills.

board is 456 all spades
23 vs 78 of spades...that much is pretty simple.

kinda sucks when you try and talk shi.t to someone and you fuc.k it up huh?

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

riverbotking,

Look at the whole hand history.

Peace out,
siccjay

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

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besides, read the hand.... poster didn't even have SF since the 6s was both in his hand and on board and either way 4s5s6s7s is not a strait flush... while 2s3s4s5s6s is.

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it may very well be a forgery...however you should work on your reading skills.

board is 456 all spades
23 vs 78 of spades...that much is pretty simple.

kinda sucks when you try and talk shi.t to someone and you fuc.k it up huh?

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lol. Reread the entire hand history including the summary and you'll see what he was talking about. You kinda owned yourself here.

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Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I mean, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least be original. You should be banned.

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How did I mis that? nice find

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

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Also note the river bet is by "LegendMan42". Look familiar? Plagiarism is for pussies. Get a life. I mean, if you're gonna make stuff up, at least be original. You should be banned.

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Ship it.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

Those comments have got to be some of the funniest things I've ever read.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

gangstapokamastaxxx vs. dutchboydfan. epic.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

Obviously you should have been playing in a game with a bad beat jackpot. Also, the idiot end of straight flush is not the nuts.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

this thread is awfull stop bumping it!

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this thread is awfull stop bumping it!

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-ZEN

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

The humor lies in two parts:

1.) The OP doesn't know what stone cold nuts mean.

2.) They both chased the straight flush.

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

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The humor lies in two parts:

1.) The OP doesn't know what stone cold nuts mean.

2.) They both chased the straight flush.

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First, stop bumping this, it sucks!
Secondly, if there is humor in this, it comes solely from the fact that someone would not only Plagerize for no reward but perhaps some insulting remarks but that they would do it badly...My guess is that op actually lost his shirt with the pair of 6s and felt so stupid he wanted to redeem himself with this post, but failed miserably. Anyway, if you must bump, bump the one below.

The original

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

fake bad beat posts are way dumber than real bad beat posts

Re: FCKING POKERSTARS IS RIGGED BULLSHT COOLER HAND
 

I just found it funny that dutch boyd still has a fan.